 I got abducted by a UFO |
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 Apr 1, 2005 - 7:08 PM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Mar 19, '04 From Scottsdale, Az Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%)  |
I'm driving home through the desert at about 95 last night, and a big light surrounds me. I'm like fu*K Its the sherrifs helicopter and i don't have my license. Next thing, my engine shuts off and this light turns blue. I then notice 2 figures walking towards me, and they were not your typical grey type aliens but creatures that looked like praying mantis. I'm reaching for the mac 10 when my body goes limp. I was floated aboard this craft and taken to a mothership. I'm scared and curious at the same time. A minute later I am back in my car and its 3 hours later and my car has a red sticker on it from being parked. Explain that! I can't
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Apr 1, 2005 - 7:10 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 29, '02 From ny to philly Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
did you get a probe up your bum?
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Apr 1, 2005 - 7:14 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 19, '04 From Scottsdale, Az Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
Yes, I did not want to bring that up. Too embarassing! They also put this contraction over my privates to extract a specimen. I was like telephatically telling the guy no need for that, just give me a cup and good magazine
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Apr 1, 2005 - 8:00 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 19, '04 From Scottsdale, Az Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
UH-HUH APRIL-FOOLS! HAD YOU ALL GOING!!!!!
 
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Apr 1, 2005 - 8:10 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Sep 21, '02 From Montgomery county/Rockville,MD Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
You didnt fool anyone. Woulda been cool if they abducted you and in the probe it made you have a non ricey car
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Apr 1, 2005 - 8:17 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jul 14, '03 From Jacksonville, FL Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
Haha. That made my sh-tty day 23989234 times better. Geek. <3!
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Apr 1, 2005 - 8:27 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
QUOTE(gh0st_d0g @ Apr 1, 2005 - 7:10 PM) did you get a probe up your bum? [right][snapback]265409[/snapback][/right] It was no probe 
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Apr 1, 2005 - 9:19 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 5, '05 From Benton KY Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE(Supersprynt @ Apr 1, 2005 - 8:27 PM) QUOTE(gh0st_d0g @ Apr 1, 2005 - 7:10 PM) did you get a probe up your bum? [right][snapback]265409[/snapback][/right] It was no probe [right][snapback]265445[/snapback][/right] Ford Probe 
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Apr 1, 2005 - 11:34 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 16, '05 From south carolina Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
haha pretty creative
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Apr 2, 2005 - 12:39 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 19, '04 From Scottsdale, Az Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
QUOTE(Supersprynt @ Apr 2, 2005 - 1:27 AM) QUOTE(gh0st_d0g @ Apr 1, 2005 - 7:10 PM) did you get a probe up your bum? [right][snapback]265409[/snapback][/right] It was no probe [right][snapback]265445[/snapback][/right] Thats cold 
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Apr 2, 2005 - 2:10 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
Thats not what you said earlier...
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