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post Jun 30, 2006 - 10:49 AM
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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
post Jun 30, 2006 - 10:52 AM
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post Jun 30, 2006 - 10:55 AM
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lmao that is freaking funny


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 10:57 AM
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post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:01 AM
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hahahaaa, saved


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:18 AM
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Wow. Just wow.
post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:32 AM
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post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:32 AM
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laugh.gif aw, so mean :x


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:33 AM
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LMAO nice.
post Jun 30, 2006 - 11:46 AM
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post Jun 30, 2006 - 12:01 PM
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omg man. i think i would got kicked in the balls if i told my girl that. but *high five* that made my day. whoa


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 12:30 PM
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LOL thats pretty good
post Jun 30, 2006 - 1:23 PM
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that's pretty great lol


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 2:00 PM
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read that before and it never gets old...WOMEN TAKE NOTE


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 3:00 PM
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BWAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 4:51 PM
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SHE GOT OWNED! that is hilarious


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 5:36 PM
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hahahaha, that was great.


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 5:44 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!


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post Jun 30, 2006 - 5:56 PM
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WOW...I'm a woman and I thought this was hilarious!! thumbsup.gif
post Jul 1, 2006 - 12:26 AM
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thats pretty funny, but dang that guy is a total a$$, just because she just wanted to cuddle that night, its guys like that, that piss me off.


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