A prefect day joke |
A prefect day joke |
Jun 18, 2008 - 4:11 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 19, '07 From tx Currently Offline Reputation: 22 (100%) |
Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed! Cause you guys used it as a weapon to get what you wanted for the last 6K years maybe? -------------------- ENGINE: '93 RC 3S-GTE/WRC CT-20b [18-20PSI] PERF: TRD/HKS/ARP/NGK/MSD/ACT/Blitz/STRI/APEX'i/TwosRus/GReddy/Magnaflo/KOYO SUSP: Tein/Bilstein/SusTech/ INT: SS-III SEATS/Toyota Hyper Sports EXT: WRC/TRD/404 Its a safety feature so that people like you don't end up killing themselves or everyone around them. Slow down Paul Walker. 6GC Chat - Go there: [url="http://www.griffgirl.com/forum/chat/index.php[/url] |
Jun 18, 2008 - 5:41 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 16, '02 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
Tina, marry me!!! LMFAO! I couldn't have written that better myself! You had me with the crumbs in the bed and the fat b1tch wearing a moo-moo. That's some funny sh*t! Edit: I just realized I think this actually made my day. It's that good! Thank you!!!! Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed! hehe i <3 you both! -------------------- Buy my Celica $2,500 - http://www.6gc.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=76562&st=0
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Jun 19, 2008 - 4:35 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 24, '07 From Oahu, Hawaii Currently Offline Reputation: 23 (100%) |
i cant believe i read everything......
Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed! well.........that's them.......not me -------------------- I don't normally drive fast, but when I do its on a curvy section of this island
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Jun 19, 2008 - 8:42 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time Okay, seeing as the other guys are gunna try to play this one off... I'll answer honestly! Because we do. Note: that it's also the chicks fault for being so damn hot. this is directed Especially towards Girlfriends/significant others; Girlfriends (ect) always wanna be so "Cute" & "Sexy" for their dudes, and while we appreciate it, it DOES make us think dirty thoughts. And thoughts lead to actions Not to mention; there was a study i head a few weeks ago that said dude's think about sex every 42 seconds. (I call them slacker )And chicks think about shopping ever 54 seconds So we all have our "Thing". EDIT: but all of us here on the fourms think about Celica's every 13 seconds We're not so different after all This post has been edited by D-Man: Jun 19, 2008 - 8:43 AM -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! Damn D-Man - most impressive. D-Man's post should be a sticky LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
Jun 19, 2008 - 9:11 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
i cant believe i read everything...... Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed! well.........that's them.......not me You don't? -------------------- |
Jun 19, 2008 - 12:55 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
Cause you guys used it as a weapon to get what you wanted for the last 6K years maybe? -------------------- |
Jun 19, 2008 - 2:36 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jul 26, '07 From riverside,CA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
i cant believe i read everything...... Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed! well.........that's them.......not me You don't? i havent thought about it all morning till i saw this thread again -------------------- QUOTE(thespacepanda @ Feb 21, 2008 - 4:37 PM) [snapback]644164[/snapback] When I worked for Pizza Hut our store won a health code violation. |
Jun 19, 2008 - 3:20 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 10, '04 From Shoreline, WA Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
Generaly it seems like there are times when girls what it and times when they dont, ware as guys there are times when we want it and other times when we want it.... simple enough.
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Jun 19, 2008 - 4:36 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 16, '02 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
Well i guess i'm special then
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Jun 19, 2008 - 6:24 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 23, '07 From Houston TX Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Re-Write. Tinabell's Perfect Day <3 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday Yeah that can stay. 8:45 9:15 10:00 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave ehhh make that at 11:30 and it can stay. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe are we still on the beach? then ok. 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 222lbs, has acne, is wearing a moo-moo and get hits by a truck. 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit keep. 3:00 Sex then Nap Who doesn't love a nap after sex. 4:00 4:15 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe and shoes, what about the fabulous shoes. 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by desert on the beach, alone 10:00 10:50 Carried to bed in an open room on the beach so i can hear the ocean. 11:00 1:00 Shower, not alone. 1:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms yeaaah i guess so, but i'll probably push you in 10 min and tell you to stay on your side. Better. LIES. where the hell is the sex for the woman? I'll write my OWN perfect day ty very much. Its in there. Read it again... its called shopping. Shopping and sex are not to be confused. Both are fantastic but if i had to choose between the two i wouldnt pick shopping. Besides if i choose sex then wtf do i need to go shopping for, i dont need clothes. WHAT THE OSAEIHPSEUHFISUEHF{WUEH{WHE{FUIHSE{FIUHWSEFUH{EFH{DUFHSJKSIJ CVNIFSOIEHFSOEHSUDHDHSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS FEAKIN AWESOME |
Jun 19, 2008 - 6:52 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '07 From Bergen county NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 24 (100%) |
Wait I think you guys misunderstood me...We all know that guys want sex all the time or think about it all the time...I get that....The first perfect day for the woman didn't mention sex not once...All I am saying is I am with Tina not all girls say no all the time...In my perfect day I def would like it to be mentioned at least once...I was not complaining that men ask for it to much or think about it to much...I am not sure if I gave you all the expression bc I didn't mean to the least bit
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Jun 19, 2008 - 9:27 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 24, '07 From Oahu, Hawaii Currently Offline Reputation: 23 (100%) |
i cant believe i read everything...... Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed! well.........that's them.......not me You don't? yup i dont think about having sex as often as most guys do cuz i have no need to think about it. This post has been edited by 808celica: Jun 19, 2008 - 9:27 PM -------------------- I don't normally drive fast, but when I do its on a curvy section of this island
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Jun 19, 2008 - 9:38 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 21, '07 From I-59 -N- 610 Houston, Tx Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Re-Write. Tinabell's Perfect Day <3 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday Yeah that can stay. 8:45 9:15 10:00 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave ehhh make that at 11:30 and it can stay. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe are we still on the beach? then ok. 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 222lbs, has acne, is wearing a moo-moo and get hits by a truck. 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit keep. 3:00 Sex then Nap Who doesn't love a nap after sex. 4:00 4:15 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe and shoes, what about the fabulous shoes. 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by desert on the beach, alone 10:00 10:50 Carried to bed in an open room on the beach so i can hear the ocean. 11:00 1:00 Shower, not alone. 1:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms yeaaah i guess so, but i'll probably push you in 10 min and tell you to stay on your side. Better. LIES. where the hell is the sex for the woman? I'll write my OWN perfect day ty very much. Its in there. Read it again... its called shopping. Shopping and sex are not to be confused. Both are fantastic but if i had to choose between the two i wouldnt pick shopping. Besides if i choose sex then wtf do i need to go shopping for, i dont need clothes. uhhhh do u have a sister.... she doesnt have to be my age either... with all that i cant get too much pickier! |
Jun 20, 2008 - 1:28 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Oct 30, '04 From So Cal Currently Offline Reputation: 13 (100%) |
my perfect day will start out waking up at 4pm...
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Jun 20, 2008 - 9:12 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 16, '02 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
uhhhh do u have a sister.... she doesnt have to be my age either... with all that i cant get too much pickier! Lol actually yes i do, but shes my complete opposite... and she's married -------------------- Buy my Celica $2,500 - http://www.6gc.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=76562&st=0
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Jun 20, 2008 - 9:15 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
Damn monkey, maybe you should ask for a BFF or something...
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Jun 20, 2008 - 10:48 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 21, '07 From Toronto Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
i cant believe i read everything...... Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed! well.........that's them.......not me You don't? yup i dont think about having sex as often as most guys do cuz i have no need to think about it. lol.. like I said before... virgin lol -------------------- -Derick
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Jun 20, 2008 - 5:01 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 21, '07 From I-59 -N- 610 Houston, Tx Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Damn monkey, maybe you should ask for a BFF or something... Hahaha that or a clone? damn scientists being lazy... and no the clones not for me... after you find out i got beach front property in flamingo, costa rica and a house on the beach in Jaco also, i think youll give the hubby the clone.... jk jk jk jk jk But i do agree with you that the beach is awesome! lol Im a river guide and a scuba diver so i loooove water... This post has been edited by monkey: Jun 20, 2008 - 5:21 PM |
Jun 20, 2008 - 9:06 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 23, '07 From Houston TX Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
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Jun 21, 2008 - 12:38 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 23, '08 From Muskego,Wi Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
best day ever... waking up to the smell of bacon, eat, then have a power nap
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