Stupidest thing you've said to a cop, not really a repost Options

[spunky393]

Back when i had my 95 GT, i got pulled over doing 51 in a 30, i was already getting my registartion and licence, etc. out, and the cop came up and knocked on my window. As i was rolling it down, i glimpsed at my insurance, then quickly snapped my head and looked the cop right in the eyes and said (let me remind you, not thinking, first time pulled over, scared i was)
"OH $HIT, MY INSURANCE IS OUT OF DATE"

I got a very very bad set of tickets that night.

[Digndoug]

"Fucck I didnt see u there" "Damnit , Fucck" Bluddy hell, damnit where my id, oh next to the rum" Here ya go, I know the pic is old, Im a lot cuter now." The funny thing is, it was 25 y/o dude.
Well lond story, were went drunk sledding and i drankl a good amount, but it was so cold i didnt feel anything. then my budde was like pull me round th elot on the back. Then as i got around my other two buddies hoped the wing, that were doing doughtnuts. Then pulled aorund i saw them jump off(n they were on for like 30 feet) then as i look back up a cop. The funny thing is he asked for my buddies id, and was like wait, kershner, are u related to nuet. Hes lik eyeah thats my older bro.. blah blah blah.. Cop:'" have a nice night guys and stay outta trouble" Thanks man then took off.

This post has been edited by Digndoug: Jan 26, 2005 - 11:43 PM

[pr_caralho]

Its not really something I said but heres the story:
I used to work night shift, so I was coming home from work, and I was in a rush to get home so I did 83 on a 60. A cop pulls me over, so I stop, the cop decides to take the time in the world to wright the ticket, so as he was doing so I fall asleep. All I remember is waking up, hearing him tap his damn flash light loudly against my side window, which scared the hell out of me, so I make a totall ass of myself by leaping in fear and wiping the drool from my mouth. It was embarrassing at the time, but I laugh about it now wen I think about it.

[Phat_99CeliGT]

It was christmas eve 4 years ago. I was going in town to meet a friend. ended up racing an accord over the bridge. doing 90 we passed a city cop. I pulled over to meet my friend and the other guy left town.
the officer pulled up next to me, told the person on her cell she would call him back, looked at me and asked "Just what do you think your were doing?" I told her "hmmm...prolly about 90?" she gave me some speach. i didn't have my licence, insurance or registration on me.LOL
she let me go telling me she was gonna call my parents and tell them. i left, met my friend at McD's across the road. turned on my strobelights just to piss them off more.

went home and never heard anything more about it.

[Exile04]

well we and some friends about 10 cars went to one of hte local race spots for some midnight fun...and i was alittle drunk not driving...anyways i deicd i was going ot flag so i was driven down the road and they lined up and went i started walking back and a cop shows up and everyone runs (i told my buddies to go if it happened) anyways...i start running and the cops drives past me and turns around drives up to me and asked what i was doing "taking a late night jog, oh by i didnt know those people" the cop looked at me and drove off.

[macavely]

so officer these handcuff Chrome or Stanless Steal ??

Don't yell so much u have a really stressful job (this was my basketball coach in hs)

Cop- So what are u doing in hoboken ?
Me- Do i need a reason
Cop - yes
Me- Well u tell me then cause i sure don't know
( there is a really long funny story behind all that )

Cop- so why do u have a Riador dectector in hoboken. u can't go over 25 on any of the streets
Me - I know thats why its off

[turboinduction]

True Story

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me (ashamed): I was doing about 15 over....
Cop: ...... actually, you dont have your headlights fully on

boy thats fun
-Ti

[dstrbcelica]

ouch Ti..

-dstrb

[shid]

Ti, did he write you up for speeding?
and.. headlights not fully on? Howsthat? just your parking lights?

[Supersprynt]

Heres rule #1, never admit to anything.

[shid]

Heres rule #1, never admit to anything.
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I had a cop tell me once, after writing me a ticket for 95 in a 60; that he would have let me off if I told him I knew I was speeding, and that I was just late for work, and I apologize.

I didn't believe him tho.

[1bwilson]

Told a cop he was full of **** and to prove my suspension was a danger to other cars.

Got 3 fix-it tickets had them all inspected and passed everyone of them.

[BlackCelicaGT94]

"i couldnt see the light turn red cuz i was too close to the bus' butt so it was to high to see over"

[Jdog1385]

"i couldnt see the light turn red cuz i was too close to the bus' butt so it was to high to see over"

good one.


i asked a cop if he had anything better to do than to bother me. he laughed and wrote me another ticket....lol

[BlackCelicaGT94]

oh and a week after i got a ticket doing 15 over on the freeway i was on the freeway cut over four lanes and cut back over four more lanes to get in my original lane to get ahead of one car and a cop pulled me over

i pulled over to the shoulder and stopped so quickly that he had to swerve and park in front of me cuz he would have hit me! oopsy! i started telling him how i hate to freway drive so im not good at it. He was like "then why are u on the freeway" and i replied "cuz im trying to turn in a job application and i have to take the freeway"

This post has been edited by BlackCelicaGT94: Jan 27, 2005 - 4:16 PM

[turboinduction]

Ti, did he write you up for speeding?
and.. headlights not fully on? Howsthat? just your parking lights?
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no, the cop was actually nice. let me go with a light warning. And yes, I only had my parking lights on. I never turn on my lights because they turn themselves on and off with the key. So they are always on. I must of bumped the switch and didn't notice. But the cop had a pretty good laugh about that one. I lucked out.

and Super. I know never to admit and thats good advice, but I was hoping for the "you admitted it" guilt trip on the cop. Like Sean mentioned, I've gotten out of tickets this way. The "i know i was wrong, I'm stupid, wont do it again" technique.

BUT IT BACKFIRED!!!

-Ti

This post has been edited by turboinduction: Jan 27, 2005 - 5:47 PM

[CelicaBuddy]

Haha! You guys shouldn't speed....

Dumbest thing I ever said to a cop when I got pulled over was smething like this....

Cop- you were going 40 in a 30mph zone... What's yur hurry?

Me- *long gasp to act like I didn't know I was speeding* I was speeding? Im really sorry!

Cop- Whats yur reason for speeding?

Me- Oooohhhhh.... well.... no reason....

Prolly one of the dumb things I said to the cop, but he lemme go

[shid]

Haha! You guys shouldn't speed....

Dumbest thing I ever said to a cop when I got pulled over was smething like this....

Cop- you were going 40 in a 30mph zone... What's yur hurry?
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Answer: I saw you behind me and was hoping to make it into my private driveway before you flipped your lights on.

[BlackCelicaGT94]

i dont like to play the dumb blonde role!! i like to be polite. I dont feel like dumbing myself down to get out of a ticket. if a cop really wants to give u a ticket he will

[vangSTa_celica]

Me: Why are cop cars so fast?
Cop: Actually,...(then a bunch of ECU computer mumbo jumbo...)

Nice guy.