Fun 4th, until I found out someone busted into my car... Options

[freddy121389]

I was having a fun night, girls, beer, food, it was great, get out to my car and all my **** is messed up, everything was thrown everywhere. I checked over everything and I think they only took my fireworks. It was probably only kids because they missed my 1200$ dvd double din, my 100$ graphing calculator, my cd's my 100$ pair of oakleys... so I was fine, I'm still looking over everything though because they could have taken something but I don't realize it yet. I thought I locked my car but i guess not. Anyone have any ideas what they might have taken?

[richee3]

Man, that sucks! At least they didn't bust out any windows or cause any kind of damage. They just took some fireworks and left everything else. It could have been a lot worse. But this still sucks. I can't stand pricks that would even bother looking in somebody else's car for anything they might want to steal. Hope you didn't have too much money wrapped up in those fireworks.

[freddy121389]

they weren't mine they were my buddies that I was being DD for. He was bummed but forgot about them 5 minutes later , It makes me mad because I don't know if they took anything else, it reminds me of that dane cook skit where he just wanted to bust down the door and didn't take anything. Were these guys really that dumb?

This post has been edited by freddy121389: Jul 5, 2009 - 11:23 AM

[Sinyk]

How did they get in? Someone tried to get into my car a while back and f*cked up my passenger lock. At least they saved themselves the humiliation of almost stealing my massive cd binder full of burnt cd's. Piracy is good for something!!.

I mean... making backups of course

[DEATH]

It takes all of 10secs to bust in our cars if you already have the coathanger ready
Bastards - glad you made out OK tho

[Random_Stranger]

I have thought of a way to make the best defense against thieves from things I wouldn't want to see in a car if I broke into one. These are things that would repulse me, as I believe would anyone else if they attempted to break into a car or simply scare someone off.

1. Gay male on male mags all over the place. As soon as they jump in your car or even peer in through the windows to see man on man, they will run away in disgust.

2. A giant Dildo protruding from your driver seat. You can make a button where you press it, and it locks your doors and opens a spot for it to come out when the alarm is activated. Bet no one will want to jump in after that.

3. A sensor penis (rather expensive piece). What it does is it moves around and faces the direction of those who are near your car and follows them! A camera can also be installing at the head of the shaft to catch the would be crooks.

4. Instead of the dildo on the seat, you can slide a hallowed out one over the stick. This kind of gives the message that whatever you have in you car, they probably don't want.


Other options would include: Ant piles, Rabid Raccoons, Lynx Bobcat, decayed body, passed out grandmother, Huge Jackman (Vinnie Jones, Chuck Norris, they all would do), and I am too tired to think of more, but you get the picture.

[presure2]

It takes all of 10secs to bust in our cars if you already have the coathanger ready
Bastards - glad you made out OK tho

hell, i dont even need the coathanger on a 6gc!

[CelicaST_CALI]

they probly took out your fuses and put crappy ones in(crappy attempt to mimic the dane cook skit) haha...any idea who did it?

[Bitter]

I have thought of a way to make the best defense against thieves from things I wouldn't want to see in a car if I broke into one. These are things that would repulse me, as I believe would anyone else if they attempted to break into a car or simply scare someone off.

1. Gay male on male mags all over the place. As soon as they jump in your car or even peer in through the windows to see man on man, they will run away in disgust.

2. A giant Dildo protruding from your driver seat. You can make a button where you press it, and it locks your doors and opens a spot for it to come out when the alarm is activated. Bet no one will want to jump in after that.

3. A sensor penis (rather expensive piece). What it does is it moves around and faces the direction of those who are near your car and follows them! A camera can also be installing at the head of the shaft to catch the would be crooks.

4. Instead of the dildo on the seat, you can slide a hallowed out one over the stick. This kind of gives the message that whatever you have in you car, they probably don't want.


Other options would include: Ant piles, Rabid Raccoons, Lynx Bobcat, decayed body, passed out grandmother, Huge Jackman (Vinnie Jones, Chuck Norris, they all would do), and I am too tired to think of more, but you get the picture.

i see all that and raise you the best one ever.

sad clown. freakiest thing you'll ever see just sitting in a car is a sad clown drinking from a brown paper bag.

[freddy121389]

they probly took out your fuses and put crappy ones in(crappy attempt to mimic the dane cook skit) haha...any idea who did it?

probably just some stupid kids