post your pick up lines!! Options

[OrbitalGT95]

does this rage smell like chloroform? bad, i know...but i find it funny

This post has been edited by OrbitalGT95: Oct 7, 2006 - 5:37 PM

[tnltracy]

have you seen my travel pack of Viagra? I just took one and left the case right here... oh well, I'm set for the next few hours anyway.

[CelicaBuddy]

"I mustve had too much to drink cuz now your starting to look attractive.."

or.

"Someone should have wrote explosive on you cuz you da BOMB!"

This post has been edited by CelicaBuddy: Oct 6, 2006 - 11:40 PM

[devilsden97]

"Someone should have wrote explosive on you cuz you da BOMB!"

i like that one.

i dont use pickup lines cuz there kinda lame. but i think allot are funny,

[Davesceli]

"If you're the matrix, then im the one."

[devilsden97]

"If you're the matrix, then im the one."

....wow thats weak

[rayneezy23]

girl are you from tennesee because your the only ten i see

[devilsden97]

girl are you from tennesee because your the only ten i see

^ LOL! ****ing sweet!

[playr158]

wow this is a really sad thread....who uses them anyways?

[forkee]

if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

[devilsden97]

wow this is a really sad thread....who uses them anyways?

sad but very funny.

if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

and it continues!!!! LOL

[airfron]

if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

that is f****ng hilarious

[6strngs]

I'm no fred flinstone but I'll make your bed rock.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I used to know a ton more... seems I've forgotten most of them. *sigh*

[CelicaBuddy]

hahahah some of these are great

[Consynx]

"i heart boobz" seems to be my #1 weapon of choice.

and "no i will not make out with you!" *disgusted face*


if she's classy i go "hey.
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I drive a Lexus...Twin Turbo"

[j0e_p3t]

do you have a quarter? cuz my mother told me to call home when i find the woman of my dreams.

are you from tennesee? nevermind, you're just way too beautiful for a pick-up line.

[devilsden97]

"i heart boobz" seems to be my #1 weapon of choice.

and "no i will not make out with you!" *disgusted face*


if she's classy i go "hey.
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I drive a Lexus...Twin Turbo"

lol

my names conesynx and i drive a Twin turbo.....lol

[saleeka]

"You might as well sleep with me, cause im going to tell everyone we did anyway"

[Toyoca]

you must be jamaican cause jamaican me crazy

did god take the thunder from the sky and put them in your thighs

ey yo girl

do you work out cause your bodys kicking.

[amysmojo]

you must be jamaican cause jamaican me crazy

Ive heard that one but instead of the word crazy you say horny

[OrbitalGT95]

"You might as well sleep with me, cause im going to tell everyone we did anyway"

i frickin love this one!!

[SHRiNE]

"Do you work for UPS? Cause I could have sworn you were lookin out my package."

"If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"

"The word of the day is legs, Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word."

Never used a pick up line, but their funny to mess around with your friends(girlies)

[amysmojo]

I did a doodle of this one cause...its more fun lol. Its pretty much just a way to get your arm around the girl

[Consynx]

"If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"
and Saleekas are awesome

[amysmojo]

I thought these were kinda funny hahaha! first one is kind of an insult the other one is just DUMB but made me laugh

"Honey, I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away"

[Glitch001]

The word of the day is legs, lets go back home and spread the word.

Excuse me, how much do Polar bears weigh?
Enough to break the ice, Hi im Nate

Or this poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Lets have sex.

*Looking a a piece of her clothing*
Is that felt? ...cuz it should be

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

If you woke up alone in the woods with your hands and feet tied up and your ass burning, would you tell anyone?
good, wanna go camping?

My personal favoriate one is "Hi, I have money" 60% of the time, it works every time.

[SinisterWhisper]

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me, I'm no longer infected."

[markie]

guy: "hey! would you like to go for a pizza and a f***?"

girl: "no!"

guy: "what.. you dont like pizza?"


"nice legs.. what time do they open"


guy: "excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers?"

girl: "no!"

guy: "well allow me to introduce myself.."

[chucho]

My friend always tries to get me to walk up to girls and go.

"Hey I'm lester, they call me big L. They dont call me big L for nothing."

And a girl I know got this one at work.

"Hey which shirt should I buy to take you out to dinner tonight."

[easternpiro1]

if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

I WILL be using that one SOON (let you know if i get slapped )

if you see a girl riding a bike: tell her youre too pretty to be peddling pussy!! (learned that form illneversellmyceli)



just walk up to a girl and say: Hurry up and give me your number before i dont want it anymore!

check the label of her shirt and say, just checking to see if you were made in heaven.

care for some tea? ive got bags!


guy: do you have any (enter ethnicity) in you?

girl" no.

guy: want some?

[hurley97]

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

my friend George actually used this one...on a guy
needless to say, it didn't work


what happened to me a few days ago...

guy: here's my business card, call me so we can have lunch. are you married?
me: yeah sorry
guy: me too, its ok... call me anyway
[drives away in his mercedes]

[6strngs]

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

my friend George actually used this one...on a guy
needless to say, it didn't work


what happened to me a few days ago...

guy: here's my business card, call me so we can have lunch. are you married?
me: yeah sorry
guy: me too, its ok... call me anyway
[drives away in his mercedes]

mmm... I woulnd't call him if I were you... maybe if it were a Lexus. lol

[ExSane]

"Um, hey. You got a bandage? ... Cuz I hurt myself when I fell for you."

[creamed_corn]

Hey, I just noticed you over there and thought, "damn, she's cute. I want to go talk to her."


I'm direct.

Unless you guys what crap I'd never actually use:

Baby, you must work a subway because you just gave me a footlong.

[thatcelicaguy]

hi, im doug. thats GOD spelled backwards with a little dash of you in it.

i used that one... and my names not doug

[TaKtikal_6G]

your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby im lost at sea... hahahaha

[95CelicaST]

"You got a mirror in your pocket? cause I can totally see me in your pants"

[devilsden97]

"You got a mirror in your pocket? cause I can totally see me in your pants"

wow i totlaly forgot about that one

[95CelicaST]

"nice legs. When do they open?"

[uberschall]

just introduce yourself thusly:

"hi, i'm [insert first name here]. [first name] gozeenya."

my personal favorite---

you- "hey, do you know where i can get a rutabaga around here?"

pretty lady- "no, why?" or "what the hell is a rutabaga?"

you (to any response)- "that's cool, i really don't care...i just wanted to start a conversation."

[Hanyo]

the classic :

guy: did it hurt?
girl: what hurts?
guy: when you fell from heaven..

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guy: wow that is a really nice dress, know where else it would look good?
girl: no?
guy: on the foor next to my bed.

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guy: your mom is a thief!
girl: what?
guy: she stole all the beutiful twinkling stars and put them in your eyes.

[brianforster]

how much does a polar bear weigh?


enough to break the ice.. hi im brian!

[mzztoyota]

Last night two guys walked up to my friend and me and said:

Guys: "Hey"

Us: "Hi..."

Guys: "We're in the coast guard."

Us: "Oh? Cool."

Guys: "We're only here for a week."

Us: "Um...sorry?"

It really didn't get much deeper...perhaps they're used to that pick-up line working, lol...but I have a bf and my friend is a lesbian, lmao...

If that "If its true that you are what you eat then I could be you by morning" line ever gets used on me by a chick, I think I'd link arms with her right there and walk right out to the car, lol...

This post has been edited by mzztoyota: Oct 14, 2006 - 11:30 AM

[Hanyo]

back from the dead.
and late christmas line. (sorry i was busy doing other things during the holiday season.)

guy: hey if a big fat guy comes by and stuffs you into a bag, dont worry.. ( pause for effect) i asked santa for you for christmas.

[devilsden97]

^yeah talk about resurected from the dead lol

[creis]

never use a pick up line but used this when i meet my g/f (at an autocross race, went with my friend and he took his g/f and her sister, now my g/f)

friend: Hay wana ride with me for a race (taking to his g/f)
his g/f: sure, but can you take tamara (sis) too.
friend: oh.. no only one passenger allowed,
me: She can ride with me
tamara: OK!
(never did get to race doubles though but weve been together ever since)

one of my fav.

guy - (taking fast)"I'ed do anything to you"
victem - "what?"
guy - (talking normal) "I'ed do anything for you"

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guy - Hi I'm [your name]... you must be [whatever name you want but best if not the girls real name] My friend said you were hot but did not say how georgous you are, specialy the eyes.
girl - um? I'm not [name] sorry. (or similar response)
guy - oh, sorry I guess i just got my hopes up.
girl - : )
guy - k, well maybe I'll see ya later.
Then wait like 10-15 min
guy - hay, I think i got stud up.
girl - oh, thats sad. (or whatever response)
guy - yeah, but hay I never did get your real name, maybe we can hang out.
(elaborate I know)

(i think a good way to break the ice (besides just saying hi i'm blank whats your name.) is to start by pretending you think there some else, that way you can just jump right in, and once they tell you there not, just go from there.)

This post has been edited by creis: Jan 4, 2007 - 5:35 AM

[97lestyousay]

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I wanna tap that ass.

[Consynx]

this is not me, and it is something i think some will take offence to, but i'm posting it anyways, because i just thought of it and it cracked me up


pickup line:
after talkin to a girl for a bit @ house party.
"here, let me get you a drink. . ."

might not jump out at ya at first.

[6strngs]

this is not me, and it is something i think some will take offence to, but i'm posting it anyways, because i just thought of it and it cracked me up


pickup line:
after talkin to a girl for a bit @ house party.
"here, let me get you a drink. . ."

might not jump out at ya at first.

I don't get it

[bojangles_8686]

Guy: Are your legs tired?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Cause you are really fat.

heh heh it doesnt work most of the time