 The Dog Food Diet |
 Feb 7, 2008 - 2:52 PM
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Enthusiast  Joined Jan 9, '05 From Under the car Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%)  |
Shamelessly stolen from another forum where it was shamelessly stolen from another forum.
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?? |
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Feb 7, 2008 - 3:14 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 12, '02 From Webster Ma. Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
Hahaha i hate those questions with obvious answers. I chuckled.
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Feb 7, 2008 - 4:00 PM
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I'm not gonna lie - I LMAO and then told 3 other people as if it happened to me.
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Feb 7, 2008 - 4:50 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
QUOTE(DEATH @ Feb 7, 2008 - 4:00 PM) [snapback]639084[/snapback] I'm not gonna lie - I LMAO and then told 3 other people as if it happened to me. So did i the first time i heard it. It was pretty funny. -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM) Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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Feb 7, 2008 - 4:59 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 8, '06 From Nova Scotia, Canada Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
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u r nutz !!!!!!!!!! being a dog person myself i laffed till it hurt. --------------------  |
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