Tha Motha Fcukin D-Man!!, Back by Popular DEMAND!! Options

[D-Man]

Okay, Chances are i stand a good shot at being banned for this... So just FYI; As i said before, after 20 PM's, i'd explain myself. A detailed list can be assembled upon demand (even though i had to delete my inbox 2 times to accomidate over the last 7-10 days)

Also, My bat uh... D-Signal!! is here:
http://www.6gc.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=71444&hl=

With that said, i also have this:






Circle circle, masturbation, Ban hammer, Vaccination!!











So, A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

STARWARS took place. My story happens much closer in location and in the current time.


Let's roll back to last year. and let's recap the last story heard (DEC 22; according to my court notice) Wifey cheatin. Sauncho sittin on my couch when i got home, Mouthed off and i worked him over with a tire iron.

Remember that story? Okay, lets continue from there....

Me N wifey work sh!t out for the better of our daughter. (obviously ole Sancho isn't showing back up; who actually wound up being a cousin of hers some how some way ewwww.... )

anyway, things went well for a bit. then April i started to notice something amiss... Did the nice guy thing, and played it off like i was just trippin.

Then in May (Mid month) just as i had finished cleaning my Smith & Wesson 22a (from the gun range)... I was trying on my new chest strap i had gotten... (yes, i was goofing off in the full length mirror) ... (and yes i was kinda drunk) ... it was my day off. No rounds in the gun. (mama raised an ugly child, not a stupid one.)

ANYWAY!! i had a knock on the door. So i answered it.

Well i met Ole'Girl's NEW boyfriend there. He was asking where she was, as they were to be going out... i made mention that she was my wife... then he says "So YOU'RE the drug dealer"

......... wait.... wat? .......

(kids, i've been a VERY good boy from the day i held my daughters hand the first time; in that hospital) oh (plus i've never sold SH!T)

so i smart off, he smarts off... back n forth back n forth back n forth....

Then he pulls out a badge.



So i pull out my 22a... said something like "Okay then off duty... I'm closing my door now. Grab your non-existent warrant and come get me" (IN THE STATE OF TEXAS; IT IS LEGAL TO USE ANY FORCE NECCICARY TO REMOVE UNWANTED INTRUDERS, INCLUDING DEADLY FORCE)

MODS: http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/administratio...tchlaws0102.pdf


(Don't bannhammer me yet!)

so i slam my door and walk inside. Pop a clip in and then i realized... "oh sh!t... i just called out some dumbfcuk that shoots people for a living..."

So i TRIPPED OUT! flipped my marble dinner table over (like it'd help) keeled down, pointed, and waited for the worst. (i wont lie, i was scared as a b!tch, thinking i had a 50/50 shot of living threw this. Trembling, shaking, freaking out... yeah. i was scared)

after ten min of him yelling for me to come out... i hear ole wifey... then i hear walking away... car doors... and driving off...

30 min later, i lowered my aim (from the door; expecting BUSTING IN) and looked out the side window... only residents. (i know cause i worked on everyone in that apartment buildings cars)

So i walked out front.

NO BODY!!

Honestly, i was kinda pissed.

Screamed out; "No gunfight, no face off, no John Wyane sh!t? Common Doc Holliday, i'll be yo huckleberry.... "

...

"gawd damnit..."

wifey showed up a few days later...

played the game some more...

[D-Man]

So we argued about that a bit...

Late July, early august, i was working on the cars.

She insisted i was up to no good. I insisted i was changing the oil.

Wound up leading to disaster and i moved out. Haven't had internet access. haven't had alot of things.

I also had to pay 3 tickets to be dismissed for things i didn't do. (false reports)

It's been an intresting ride~

This post has been edited by D-Man: Jan 8, 2010 - 7:48 AM

[CelicaST_CALI]

Proceed...

[D-Man]

so from there, i've been waiting for my days to be with my daughter (stupid standard order)

Otherwise i've been banging hot chicks. and getting drunk. Upgraded from beer to whiskey.

Then i metup with an old friend from HS.

(tightest.... uh... how do i say this w/o getting banned?)

the... Funnest? person from HS?

Whatever, she still got's it

That's the one with the saturn. YEAH~

MY B!TCH!!





She's all good though. Good friend, horrible enemy. Want's to learn more about cars, so that she can assist more in .... (top secret)... going on in the garage...




oh and just FYI, ya'll are going to trip when you see what "post whore" is capable of.


just gunna leave that there... you'll all see soon enough...

This post has been edited by D-Man: Jan 8, 2010 - 7:50 AM

[D-Man]

oh and the last thing!!!

GAWD DAMN i missed being loved

Okay seriously, i plan on................ posting my funniest recent comments.... Look foward to that when i'm not so drunk. sorry. maybe tommorw...




i leave you all with this....








http://www.myspace.com/d_man85

(i posted my PH num for 6gc for one night)

This post has been edited by D-Man: Jan 7, 2010 - 8:53 PM

[SwissFerdi]

Best thread in a while...I approve.

That is a crazy story though. When were you in Jacksonville? I was staying at my brother's for 10 days in late July, might've been there at the same time.

[spolski07]

sounds legit. did you get ur gamecube out of the deal? just remember to keep playn that super smash brothers LMAO

[stephen_lee]

a cheating girl can fck off.

I'd do the same thing.

[RUNNIN-LOW]

very very! good thread sup sup d-man! so lifes been good i take it!

[96bluevert]

Holy crap dude, that's some crazy stuff.

Hope things start looking up for you soon.

btw, we know what you look like now lol

[nics]

[D-Man]

sounds legit. did you get ur gamecube out of the deal? just remember to keep playn that super smash brothers LMAO

yes. And my PS3. that cun't stole my big screen though

we know what you look like now lol

and this scares me....

[TRD_Ian]

well you said it was an epic story lol, welcome back man!, good luck with the car this weekend

[easternpiro1]

I have so much i want to say... but will just say this...








and all is well in the jungle!

btw.... i cant believe you showed pics!! Lol!

[97celiman]

1) so she is cheatin on a guy who is a cop?
2) or she told a cop to come get you for dealing?

[SeverX13]

god damn it D! i miss your posts... and your drunk dials. call me sometime bro! this is my 1st time on 6gc in like 5 months. then i see this sh!t. yeaaahh buddy.

[easternpiro1]

i was wonderin where u been sever!

[SeverX13]

i was wonderin where u been sever!

yea 6gcs been kinda lame lately and i dont have time for it haha im a busy guy!