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[Bitter]

I first heard you about 6 miles back, the deep 'brrraappp' of the exhaust piqued my interest. I sped up slightly through traffic to see just what you were, a dark green Eagle Talon ES, the ES barely visible. The deep tone emanating from your poorly made axle back was a curiosity to me, but then you noticed my Celica and began to weave away from me through traffic. Try as you may though, I never lost sight of you, simply looking for other people slamming on their brakes as you cut them off in an effort to be first in line at that long red light. We keep up this cat and mouse game, I admire how you enjoy pushing your clutch in and revving your engine while driving or rolling back atleast one foot at every stop light. We finally meet matched up at a 4 way stop, you wait for me to pull to the line not seeing my left directional signal is engaged. I look over, you look over at me...I blush slightly as you rev the engine. You drop your right foot while lifting your left and proceed to hop and chirp atleast one of your front drive wheels while I casually turn left with a small smirk on my face. I hope we can do this again some other afternoon kid, it was fun.

[SwissFerdi]

[devilsden97]

lol

[HaysoosKreesto]

Oh so that was you ehh...

[Stambo]

you should get that published

[cheela]

FTW!!!

[SwissFerdi]

I just saw an Eclipse convertible with a huuuuuuuuuuuge tach sitting to the left of the steering wheel. He also had a rear-view mirror that spanned the width of the windshield, pretty much. I passed him just going through traffic and then he did a ricer fly-by. I stopped next to him (again, because of traffic) and I just looked into his car and laughed. He wouldn't even look at me behind his douchebag sunglasses. He also had a few other gauges on his A pillar.

And he also had the prerequisite exhaust. Now, if it was a GSX, it's different. Pretty sure this was a FWD model though.

This post has been edited by SwissFerdi: Apr 22, 2010 - 12:03 PM

[Johnnyny]

I first heard you about 6 miles back, the deep 'brrraappp' of the exhaust piqued my interest. I sped up slightly through traffic to see just what you were, a dark green Eagle Talon ES, the ES barely visible. The deep tone emanating from your poorly made axle back was a curiosity to me, but then you noticed my Celica and began to weave away from me through traffic. Try as you may though, I never lost sight of you, simply looking for other people slamming on their brakes as you cut them off in an effort to be first in line at that long red light. We keep up this cat and mouse game, I admire how you enjoy pushing your clutch in and revving your engine while driving or rolling back atleast one foot at every stop light. We finally meet matched up at a 4 way stop, you wait for me to pull to the line not seeing my left directional signal is engaged. I look over, you look over at me...I blush slightly as you rev the engine. You drop your right foot while lifting your left and proceed to hop and chirp atleast one of your front drive wheels while I casually turn left with a small smirk on my face. I hope we can do this again some other afternoon kid, it was fun.

I enjoyed that very much thank you

[Ted95]

lmao that was some funny stuff, it was like a lil poem or story idk sounds like somethin that should b put in a magazine or somethin

[Nartanian]

I just saw an Eclipse convertible with a huuuuuuuuuuuge tach sitting to the left of the steering wheel. He also had a rear-view mirror that spanned the width of the windshield, pretty much. I passed him just going through traffic and then he did a ricer fly-by. I stopped next to him (again, because of traffic) and I just looked into his car and laughed. He wouldn't even look at me behind his douchebag sunglasses. He also had a few other gauges on his A pillar.

And he also had the prerequisite exhaust. Now, if it was a GSX, it's different. Pretty sure this was a FWD model though.

If it was a gsx it would have crankwalk.

[Bitter]

It made me feel tingly, should I submit this to Penthouse?

[xs94st]

Yes sir Bitter.


Moar please.

[Bitter]

This one time back when I had my Geo driving I was lined up against a BEAST of a vehicle....

There we were at the red light, ahead the road narrows to one lane about 400 feet away, plenty of space for me to overtake. I scope out your massively wide tires, I see the extraordinarily large turbocharger peeking at me and I stare, I gawk slightly. The light turns green, the giant turbo screams as it spools, the massive tires begin to turn...all 10 of them. I spot an officer of the law sitting in a parking lot ahead and decide to let the other lane take this one which was a shame, there was some really ripe garbage in that truck.

[Spider77]

You sir, deserve to be published!

[Bitter]

*blush*

[m0dd3d1]

EPIC

Story had me engaged the entire time. Seriously. I cried a little at the end.

[easternpiro1]

when u said that this guy popped in my head.





*snapping fingers in approval*

This post has been edited by easternpiro1: May 5, 2010 - 4:21 PM

[Bitter]

I'm driving to tail of the dragon at the end of may, I'm sure I'll have something...might even make my companion take dictation.

[EKAn]

You sir are a story genius!

[D-Man]

I first heard you about 6 miles back, the deep 'brrraappp' of the exhaust piqued my interest. I sped up slightly through traffic to see just what you were, a dark green Eagle Talon ES, the ES barely visible. The deep tone emanating from your poorly made axle back was a curiosity to me, but then you noticed my Celica and began to weave away from me through traffic. Try as you may though, I never lost sight of you, simply looking for other people slamming on their brakes as you cut them off in an effort to be first in line at that long red light. We keep up this cat and mouse game, I admire how you enjoy pushing your clutch in and revving your engine while driving or rolling back atleast one foot at every stop light. We finally meet matched up at a 4 way stop, you wait for me to pull to the line not seeing my left directional signal is engaged. I look over, you look over at me...I blush slightly as you rev the engine. You drop your right foot while lifting your left and proceed to hop and chirp atleast one of your front drive wheels while I casually turn left with a small smirk on my face. I hope we can do this again some other afternoon kid, it was fun.

when u said that this guy popped in my head.





*snapping fingers in approval*

jesus matt, you beat me too it!!

i made my GF sit down and close her eyes as i read it to her SHE LOVED IT TOO!