Celi died, help? Options

[cheela]

So this morning my celi died on me. It started just fine and I drove it to my girlfriend's place. then I got ready for work and went to start it again and nothing. looks just like it's a dead battery but pretty sure that's not it since I JUST drove it and the battery is a few weeks old only.

Seems like it doesn't get enough power to anything. lights dim and flicker, every once in a while they will come on and stay on full power though. but if I go to start the car, everything dies. car doesn't turn over or anything. also, I'm hearing some clicking almost like it's shorting sometimes when I turn the lights on. this was my diagnosis for the 5 minutes I had before I had to go to work so any help would be appreciated?

bad distributor? alternator? starter? relay?

[cheela]

I'm gonna be so pissed and relieved if it's just something simple like that. I can only hope. Will try doing that and cleaning the terminals after work.

if not, any other suggestions?