Thing that just piss me off Options

[macavely]

well i have a whole list of them but here are a some.. add your own if you like ...

Automatic Transmission: if it was trully automatic .. wouldn't you just have to turn the key and hit the gas and go.... thats it.. no shiftting from P to D ... from D to P ...


Dr. Pepper : Does NOT taste like regualer dr. pepper .. is just doesn't they to stop f00king saying that...

One Size Fits All: The day that happeneds.... will be the day i get pregnet and a baby comes out of my D---.

Self Cleaning: I want to go back in time and choke the bitch that said that for the first time...

Just Like New: If is was just like know it would be New you stupid S O B ...


9 out of 10 Dr. Chose .... : What the hell is wrong with that one doctor? ... and or is he the only one that didn't get paid off?

Anyone that says AWD is better the FWD/RWD: get a little closer so i can look you in your eye while i knee your nuts... some one hand me the baby powder... its time for Mac so Smack a ....

Women : ... I love ya'll but at the same time.. i hate you carzy ............ thats it... i'm going to go chillax for a bit..

[Newbie]

Heh.. Off topic, but about the perfume/beauty supply personnels, I use to walk by them, and they thought it was funny to actually spray girls perfume on me. I didn't mind for a while, but it was getting to the point where it's annoying.. So next time I walked by them, they did the same thing.. Spray it into where I was walking. So I basically opened my mouth, took a huge gulp of air, and since it's not air I was breathing, the perfume particles settled in my throat. I naturally started caughing. First couple was induced, then the real cough started, and since my throat was dry, it sounded horrible. You know what kind of cough I'm talking about. Then there was this big fuss about who's killing who using perfume bottles.. Heh heh.. Later on, manager came out to see what was happening, then I calmed down the cough, explained what was going on, and threaten to sue. After that, they stopped.. Well, I don't know about the rest of the people who walk by...