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Best show on Adult Swim. Seriously. Any fans here? What are your favorite quotes/episodes?
http://www.familyguyquotes.com/ PRICELESS Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.' Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once. Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing? Peter: Oh yeah. Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill? Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible. Peter: Wrong, the ugly one! Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be? Quagmire: Taylor Hanson. Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy. Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire." Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire. Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible. [Pause] Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god. I love this show. ![]() -------------------- |
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if you dont like family guy, youre a communist. or a terrorist.
but seriously, i dont know anyone that doesnt like that show. its hilarious. and coming back next year i believe. "Peter: Well lady, I'm not paying you to think. Count it! Rehab Center Director: What is your name...? Peter: [in head] gotta think of a fake name... *looks at plate, sees a pea* Pea... *looks around, sees woman crying* tear.... *looks again, sees griffin fly by* griffin! Yeah, Peter Griffin! Ah crap." lol hi-larious. that ones my favorite. |
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QUOTE(LuDaChRiS @ Dec 20, 2004 - 2:12 AM) if you dont like family guy, youre a communist. or a terrorist. but seriously, i dont know anyone that doesnt like that show. its hilarious. and coming back next year i believe. "Peter: Well lady, I'm not paying you to think. Count it! Rehab Center Director: What is your name...? Peter: [in head] gotta think of a fake name... *looks at plate, sees a pea* Pea... *looks around, sees woman crying* tear.... *looks again, sees griffin fly by* griffin! Yeah, Peter Griffin! Ah crap." lol hi-larious. that ones my favorite. [right][snapback]223943[/snapback][/right] im a terrorist and i like family guyl lol |
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