WORDS WOMEN USE |
WORDS WOMEN USE |
Jan 18, 2005 - 7:36 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 6, '03 From Campbellsville, Ky. Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine". GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! |
Jan 18, 2005 - 10:00 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
QUOTE(SlowCelica94 @ Jan 18, 2005 - 9:27 PM) So butt sex is a no for you two? [right][snapback]235369[/snapback][/right] QUOTE(biglipzit @ Jan 18, 2005 - 9:37 PM) QUOTE(SlowCelica94 @ Jan 18, 2005 - 9:27 PM) So butt sex is a no for you two? [right][snapback]235369[/snapback][/right] No comment... Straight guys hate gay guys yet they wanna have donkey sex with women... [right][snapback]235373[/snapback][/right] Has nothing to do with where u put it it has to do with what sex your putting it in. -------------------- |
Jan 18, 2005 - 10:11 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 13, '04 From St. Lucia Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE(Supersprynt @ Jan 18, 2005 - 10:00 PM) QUOTE(SlowCelica94 @ Jan 18, 2005 - 9:27 PM) So butt sex is a no for you two? [right][snapback]235369[/snapback][/right] QUOTE(biglipzit @ Jan 18, 2005 - 9:37 PM) QUOTE(SlowCelica94 @ Jan 18, 2005 - 9:27 PM) So butt sex is a no for you two? [right][snapback]235369[/snapback][/right] No comment... Straight guys hate gay guys yet they wanna have donkey sex with women... [right][snapback]235373[/snapback][/right] Has nothing to do with where u put it it has to do with what sex your putting it in. [right][snapback]235384[/snapback][/right] PLEASE!!! Dont try to gross me out anymore. We evolved with a tool and somewhere to put it. U can't have babies in any other hole. It just isnt right on a whole. |
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