Top Ten Things Not To Say When You Get Pulled Over Options

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Top Ten Things Not To Say When You Get Pulled Over

10. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of
us does.

8. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there
are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they
are.

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to
be a police officer.

5. Officer says, "Son, your eyes look red. Have you been
drinking?" You respond with, "Officer, your eyes look
glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

4. Hey, you've must have been doing about 125 miles to keep
up with me. Good job!

3. Gee, that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a
warning, too.

2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

[SinisterWhisper]

Only time I have seen those flashing blue lights in my rear view mirror was when I went off the raod heh.

It is somewhat off topic but it reminds mf of a question a freind asked last year.

What do you say to a judge when you were up for beastiality and necrofelisim?

His response "I didn't know the cow was dead sir"

Girl that sat accross from us at lunch "Sorry your honor but both my parents were busy at the time" (I need to get a date with her )