Stupidest thing you've said to a cop, not really a repost Options

[spunky393]

Back when i had my 95 GT, i got pulled over doing 51 in a 30, i was already getting my registartion and licence, etc. out, and the cop came up and knocked on my window. As i was rolling it down, i glimpsed at my insurance, then quickly snapped my head and looked the cop right in the eyes and said (let me remind you, not thinking, first time pulled over, scared i was)
"OH $HIT, MY INSURANCE IS OUT OF DATE"

I got a very very bad set of tickets that night.

[macavely]

so officer these handcuff Chrome or Stanless Steal ??

Don't yell so much u have a really stressful job (this was my basketball coach in hs)

Cop- So what are u doing in hoboken ?
Me- Do i need a reason
Cop - yes
Me- Well u tell me then cause i sure don't know
( there is a really long funny story behind all that )

Cop- so why do u have a Riador dectector in hoboken. u can't go over 25 on any of the streets
Me - I know thats why its off