Top Ten Things Not To Say When You Get Pulled Over Options

[gas65]

Top Ten Things Not To Say When You Get Pulled Over

10. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of
us does.

8. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there
are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they
are.

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to
be a police officer.

5. Officer says, "Son, your eyes look red. Have you been
drinking?" You respond with, "Officer, your eyes look
glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

4. Hey, you've must have been doing about 125 miles to keep
up with me. Good job!

3. Gee, that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a
warning, too.

2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

[Chanh55]

My first time getting pulled over by a cop, true story.
(3 or 4 months ago)

I was doing 65 on a 45, I ran a red light and even almost hit a car yeilding to make a left...

I guess there was a cop or something at that intersection...but he came out of nowhere and flashed his lights, I pulled over immediately.

I roll down my window. After showing him my license and registration he asks me, "you know why I pulled you over?"

I said, "because I was speeding and I ran that red light behind me and I almost hit another car sir..."

"And why were you speeding and running red lights?" he asks...

and I said the first thing that popped into my mind being that I was scared like hell at this point, "because I have a final exam to study for..." (total lie, it was 2 months away from finals)

He was surprisingly very kind and pleasant the whole time while he was talking to me...he then says, "well I have other important things to do, so I'm going to let you go, I don't do this often...so consider yourself very lucky." He hands back my stuff and leaves.

....I go home and change my undies.

This post has been edited by Chanh55: Jan 27, 2005 - 3:52 PM