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[jontechie]

I was driving home from work having taken a right turn at some lights I cruised up a hill obeying the speed limits (like you do ), when this guy in
a 3 litre BMW tailgates me and then overtakes me on the inside like a maniac.
Anyway I'm cussin away and what I'm about to see makes my day.
Some old guy in a beat uo opel mantra is ahead of me. As the BMW tries to
take him on the inside the old guy aint having any of it and puts his foot
down.He matches every move the BMW makes and his exhaust is spewing
a cloud of blue S**t. The guy in the BMW is so owned by this guy he turns
off at the next turning in shame"as if he mean't to turn off..yeah!!.
At the next lights I pull up next to the old guy and give him the thumbs up,
to which he replies " theres still life in the old girl eh". Some days are worth
gettin up for eh!

[SuP3r8oY]

i had a really funny experience. so im on the freeway heading home. im obeying the speed limit when i see this car coming up really fast behind me. couple seconds later hes pretty much on my ass. im not really trippin though cuz i would think that he would back off a little. after a mile or two hes still on my ass. so i tap my brake a little to try to signal to him to get off me. so after seeing this he pulls right next to me and starts cussing at me. im like whatever dude i just wanna get home and sleep. i guess that kinda pissed him off though cuz then he cutz me off. by this point im really mad at this bastard, who by the way drives this really old accord. so my exit approaches and as i get on the off ramp i see the accord getting off also. as we turn onto the main road i hit the red light, and this guy pulls right next to me and starts revving up at me. its pretty late at night and there were no cars on the road. so im like ok lets do it. light turns green and we go for it. i pretty much beat the guy off the line all the way up until bout 50 when my radar detector starts goin off like crazy. i decide to slow down cuz i really dont wanna get a ticket or nuthin. the guy is still goin past 50 and as he passes me by flips me off. the really funny part is that within a couple of seconds a cop roars by and pulls the other guy over. and as i pass by i see his sorry face just lookin down. haha he got what he deserved.