What would you do...., if someone messed with your car? Options

[forkee]

Now be perfectly reasonable here. if someone did something to your car, and you found out who it was, what would you do? u cant talk to them about it cuz they will deny everything. don't be irrational and say "oh id mash their car in with a hammer" or "id ak-47 the mofo". think for about a minute, and say what u would seriously do. now to make things harder.....what if their car was a 6th gen celica as well......AND they live in hte same apt. complex so u really cant do anything like burn their house down, etc. or steal/vandalize cuz security is high. be realistic, but not too creative...ok.......go!

[sirrahtap]

i used to work at a restaurant and this one guy that worked there was really pissing me off. i took a piece of salmon from the cooler and put it under the backseat of his car. it was perfect because his car was all messy so you wouldn't notice it easily if you looked back there. it was great too since it was pretty hot outside and his windows were up. he didn't leave til like 6 hours after i did it, so it sat in his hot car for quite a while. no real damage done, but still, that smell would piss me off and make me wanna puke.
now if you wanna be really mean, put transmission fluid on their car. it messes up the paint a ton