What would you do...., if someone messed with your car? Options

[forkee]

Now be perfectly reasonable here. if someone did something to your car, and you found out who it was, what would you do? u cant talk to them about it cuz they will deny everything. don't be irrational and say "oh id mash their car in with a hammer" or "id ak-47 the mofo". think for about a minute, and say what u would seriously do. now to make things harder.....what if their car was a 6th gen celica as well......AND they live in hte same apt. complex so u really cant do anything like burn their house down, etc. or steal/vandalize cuz security is high. be realistic, but not too creative...ok.......go!

[gjunon]

well guys i am the most devious.... if i knew who did it 100% sure this is what i would do... rent a car trailor and tow his car to some abondoned place and break into it with out damaging it take out his system ect. cut his wiper blade wires re paint his interior a technicolor rainbow (mostly pink) pore sugar in his gas tank bleed his brake lines then hook up the horn to his lights if he had other cars leave them rimless and on blocks so he would have no choice but to drive his new hot pink rainbow car to work the next day if he even made it that far then i would bring the car back to his lot and leave i am pretty sure i could get away with it because a niebor of mine is out in the country and thus no one else around.... evil grin*