 I got abducted by a UFO |
 Apr 1, 2005 - 7:08 PM
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I'm driving home through the desert at about 95 last night, and a big light surrounds me. I'm like fu*K Its the sherrifs helicopter and i don't have my license. Next thing, my engine shuts off and this light turns blue. I then notice 2 figures walking towards me, and they were not your typical grey type aliens but creatures that looked like praying mantis. I'm reaching for the mac 10 when my body goes limp. I was floated aboard this craft and taken to a mothership. I'm scared and curious at the same time. A minute later I am back in my car and its 3 hours later and my car has a red sticker on it from being parked. Explain that! I can't
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Apr 1, 2005 - 7:14 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 19, '04 From Scottsdale, Az Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
Yes, I did not want to bring that up. Too embarassing! They also put this contraction over my privates to extract a specimen. I was like telephatically telling the guy no need for that, just give me a cup and good magazine
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madmods I got abducted by a UFO Apr 1, 2005 - 7:08 PM
ghostdog did you get a probe up your bum? Apr 1, 2005 - 7:10 PM madmods UH-HUH APRIL-FOOLS! HAD YOU ALL GOING!... Apr 1, 2005 - 8:00 PM Jonathan You didnt fool anyone. Woulda been cool if they ab... Apr 1, 2005 - 8:10 PM Jen Haha. That made my sh-tty day 23989234 times bette... Apr 1, 2005 - 8:17 PM Supersprynt QUOTE(gh0st_d0g @ Apr 1, 2005 - 7:10 PM)did y... Apr 1, 2005 - 8:27 PM
InitialD93 QUOTE(Supersprynt @ Apr 1, 2005 - 8:27 PM)QUO... Apr 1, 2005 - 9:19 PM
madmods QUOTE(Supersprynt @ Apr 2, 2005 - 1:27 AM)QUO... Apr 2, 2005 - 12:39 AM 2003cbgts haha pretty creative Apr 1, 2005 - 11:34 PM Supersprynt Thats not what you said earlier... Apr 2, 2005 - 2:10 AM |
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