Dane Cook, Post your fav quotes Options

[ILuvMyCelica95]

Ok so Dane Cook is the best comic ever, if you don't know who he is you must live under a rock... anyway I'm all excited because im getting tickets this week to see him live in NYC in September...so post your fav quote...

This is one of my favs:

"I'll tell you what dream used to scare me as a kid, used to actually totally give me night-mares, remeber those Kool-Aid comercials? Where that, no that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your ****ing wall in the living room! You wouldn't even know know he would just BOOUF!!! *oh yeah!, oh yeah!, oh yeah!!!* "Right, and the little kids were all excited, "YES, YES!!!" "and then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open dumb head, he would pour himself, *OH YEAH! OH YEAH!* "...him and his crazy tights...I don't like that, I don't like when juice wears tights, it's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights, **** drinking out of him, If that was me I'd be like *oh no no no no no, you fix that wall before dad gets home from work, hes gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here, you stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real ****in' cool, useing the front door is cool! Don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage, you are sweating or condincating I will kick you in the tights and you will go down your very top-heavy, you glass bitch, you glass bastard! OH YEAH! Oh No!*"

[Supersprynt]

Eh, Dane Cook is funny till you realize it's just retarded non-sense being spewed out.
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I dont get it? He's taking things from real life and having fun with them and just making silly stuff up and the way he talks, its hilarious. Who cares if its non-sense its simply the funniest stuff I've ever heard.

I dont like when theres sand missles in my chocolately drink!