What's In Your Wallet?, Or Purse for the Ladies Options

[WannabeGT4]

Drivers License
1 Debit Card
5 Credit Cards
a. Purchasing card for work
b. My original card for establishing credit
c. Two credit cards that came along with my marriage
d. One to a jewelry store where I bought THE rings
Target Gift Card
Auto Insurance Card(State Farm)
Health Insurance Card
Dental Insurance Card
Prescription Drug Program Card
Prepay Gas Card
Dillons Plus Card
Blockbuster Membership Card
Library Card
20 Checks
Transaction Register
Various receiots for recent purchases.

I've also got an emery board and a small tube of lotion in my coat, three sets of keys in my right pants pocket constantly stabbing me in the leg. Two phones, a USB thumbdrive and some Dentyne Ice Arctic Chill gum in my left pants pocket.

Just sitting here thinking about how much stuff I carry around with me and how the keys and phone in my pants are distracting from my natural buldge.