whats the stupidest thing you've done lately?? Options

[Valo666]

Stupidest thing ive done lately was today. I went to the scrap yard to look for some parts for my car and my gf's car, she came with. Any ways, this big fat guy was wanting a mirror off a car, piled ontop of another car..So i told him i would climb up..so i go 2 climb up, but i needed to open the door, well to my supprise, inside of this mazda, some one had stuffed an inifinty motor, some shocks, pistons, etc..and it was all piled up..so im standing under the door, i open it(on my tip toes), door opens, and WHAM! I get hit in the face really really hard by somethin..didnt know what it was..so i automaticly just like lost all feeling in my face..i felt like i was gonna puke and then my face just killed. Sure enough when i got calm again..i look on the ground..some one put a connecting rod right up against the door so when some one would open it would fall. So all in all, i had a connecting rod out of some inifiy motor drop on my face, might have broken my nose(happened around 2:15, its now 10:32 and my nose still kills), scratched my fav sunglasses nicely and is causin alot of pain. Frankly i looked like a moron, but it wasnt even my fault.

So, what have you done lately that made u look like an a$$??

[brianforster]

ive got a few goodies:

i hooked up the battery terminals on my car wrong, blew the alternator fuse

then i hooked up my moms battery terminals wrong TWICE and blew two different alternator fuses. (her power wire is black, stupid ford)

chucky also left my friends multimeter on my exhaust manifold and i melted it when i turned my car on, stupid me for not checking the engine bay.

yeah.. tell me those dont make you feel stupid after doing a complete engine swap..

none car related, i drank 3.5 fourties and chugged some smirnoff vodka, woke up laying on my back fully clothed, no covers, facing the opposite direction of all my pillows, shoes on, and my bedroom door was locked.

i dont remember going to bed, god, i love college.