 Teh Cordless Jumprope., Don't question it. |
 May 30, 2006 - 2:50 PM
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 WASHINGTON -- If you think keeping fit is merely mind over matter, Lester Clancy has an invention for you: a cordless jump-rope. That's right, a jump-rope minus the rope. All that's left is two handles, so you jump over the pretend rope. Or if you are truly lazy, you can pretend to jump over the pretend rope. And for that idea kicking around Clancy's head since 1988, the U.S. Patent Office this month awarded the 52-year-old Mansfield, Ohio, man a patent. Its number: 7037243. Get the full story! I'm on the waiting list. I'm gonna sit on my couch and pretend to jump my imaginary rope while watching television and eating chips. -John- -------------------- AIM==Mynzeyes
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May 30, 2006 - 9:21 PM
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QUOTE(97lestyousay @ May 30, 2006 - 9:25 PM) [snapback]439540[/snapback] Whats next the auto masturbator? Man we are getting lazy as a society.  +1 Randy -------------------- |
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May 30, 2006 - 11:05 PM
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QUOTE(Supersprynt @ May 30, 2006 - 10:21 PM) [snapback]439564[/snapback] QUOTE(97lestyousay @ May 30, 2006 - 9:25 PM) [snapback]439540[/snapback] Whats next the auto masturbator? Man we are getting lazy as a society. +1 Randy its called a girlfriend.... lololol -------------------- To live, is to suffer
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Mynzeyes Teh Cordless Jumprope. May 30, 2006 - 2:50 PM
orvillescelica The best part is... he only built one prototype ha... May 30, 2006 - 3:26 PM Supersprynt superSprynt (8:36:39 PM): get in shape as you get ... May 30, 2006 - 7:37 PM BlackCelicaGT94 I like the idea. have you ever seen a boy try jump... May 30, 2006 - 7:50 PM ILuvMyCelica95 so this is stupid...
I'm gunna go buy a jumr... May 30, 2006 - 7:53 PM Supersprynt Its just not the same without the centrifugal forc... May 30, 2006 - 8:04 PM BlackCelicaGT94 Would buying a rope and taking out the handles be ... May 30, 2006 - 8:16 PM 97lestyousay Whats next the auto masturbator? Man we are getti... May 30, 2006 - 8:25 PM Benevolence RE: Teh Cordless Jumprope. May 30, 2006 - 11:55 PM LuDaChRiS actually, if i read correctly, theres weights in t... May 31, 2006 - 1:28 AM azian_advanced it's useless, but i wonder how much higher it... May 31, 2006 - 11:04 AM
TheStreetzKing QUOTEIt is also good for mental institutions and p... May 31, 2006 - 12:33 PM presure2 QUOTE(97lestyousay @ May 30, 2006 - 9:25 PM)
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