Leykis 101, Gather round kids Options

[BlackCelicaGT94]

There is a radio show and the host just speaks the truth. If you dont get Tom Leykus on your radio station somewhere then find it online. Hes awesome!

here are some of his rules for men!

NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?!

Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.

Don't ask a women what she wants to do.

Never tell a women how much money you make.


Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.

NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when women are in groups.

If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.

No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out!

Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down.

NEVER answer the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the call. You're busy.

Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.



Listen to some of his show here: http://blowmeuptom.com/

This post has been edited by BlackCelicaGT94: Aug 5, 2005 - 10:23 AM

[BlackCelicaGT94]

I love these

We are in the hit-it and quit-it club. We don't have time to get to get to know you and figure out if you're one of the good ones.

$40.00 Limit - Never spend then $40 no a date. >>

3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date. >>

No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave. >>

Single Mothers - Never date single mothers. >>

Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom. >>

Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker. >>

Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends. >>

Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex. >>

Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25. >>

Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex. >>

Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave. >>

Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women. >>

After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up. >>

Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control. >>

No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating. >>

Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard Alcohol over Beer. >>

Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates. >>

Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then your doing something right. >>

Master Filibusters - Do directly from the bar the bedroom. >>

Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date. >>

Marriage Contract - Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement. >>

You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date. >>

Income and Women - The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get. >>

Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her. >>

No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex. >>

No Compliments - Never compliment a woman. >>

Easily Replaceable - Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where. >>

Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons. >>

Change is not Inevitable - Do not change who you are just for a woman. >>

Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the million she's looking for. >>

Power Before Kids and Marriage - Men have the most power before kids and a family. >>


Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child. >>

No DNA Donation - Never help a women you have no intention of marring have kids. >>

Women Are Dream Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours. >>

Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back. >>

Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible. Ideally you should always get her phone number. >>