I really don't like people..... Options

[macavely]

Ok i'm pissed.... i'm go out side to get something out my trunk and this overweight women is leaning no my car... on the driverside window.... I park like a foot off the curb so people don't do that....but this lady has her a$$ all up on my window... so i hit the panic button on my arlam.. she doesn't get off...the i go up to her and say exuse me... she just looks and doesn't get off... then i finaly say...GET THE F??K OFF MY CAR... so she get off the.... I go back into the house... and about 30minutes later my girl comes over so i go down to let her in and that womens friend is sitting on my car now.... but this time my girl took care of it...so let just say they won't be doing that again.. i love my baby (my girl)... but i hate people they have no respect for other peoples cars...

[97sccelica]

one of my neighbors was sitting on the hood of my car once when i went outside,

he was waiting for my sister and her friend to come out(he has a crush on my sister's friend)

i walked up to him, not saying a thing, grabbed the 80lb kid and threw him onto my lawn. he made the nice thud sound and a gasp for air that people make when they get the wind knocked out of them.

needless to say, no one on my street goes near my car any more, weather they are nice guys that respect other peoples property, or they are little punk ass kids that are about 1-2 feet shorter than me.

its a good thing to intimidate the oldest of the pack. this one kid tried to hit may window with the remnants of his skateboard after he rolled it in front of my car and i ran over it. he wanted me to pay for it and i said no. then he said he would have to break something of mine and made a move to my window.

thats when i grabbed him by the neck and started to choke him. as his face was going red(and his friends, about 15 of them, took a few steps back) i told him that if anything were to happen to my house, my car, or my friend's cars while at my house, i would hunt him down and beat the living **** out of him, no matter who did it.

tip of the day, scare the **** out of the leader and the rest will fear you.