 WHAT CAR NAMES REALLY MEAN, hmmm we can make better ones |
 Dec 2, 2006 - 6:01 PM
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Someone wasn't very creative with these:
AUDI: Accelerates Under Downward Influence BMW: Big Money Works CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT: Fix It All the Time FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill | FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily GMC: Garage Man's Companion HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and Inexpensive SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object PONTIAC - Poor Old ****** Think's Its A Caddilac ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile AMC -Another Major Catastrophe AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW -Break My Windshield BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires FIAT -Fix It Again Tony FORD -First On Recall Day FORD -Fix Or Repair Daily GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked G. M. -General Maintenance G. M. -Goshdarn Mess GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import IROC -I Reek Of Cologne JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly LTD -Last Try from Detroit MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans M.G. -Money Guzzler MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW -Virtually Worthless This post has been edited by defgeph: Dec 6, 2006 - 12:27 PM --------------------  |
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Dec 3, 2006 - 12:15 PM
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"BMW"= Broke My Wallet
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amysmojo WHAT CAR NAMES REALLY MEAN Dec 2, 2006 - 6:01 PM
Hanyo ahahhaha
i love the : DODGE -Dead On Day Guaran... Dec 2, 2006 - 7:53 PM Justin HONDA: How Odd No Damn Acceleration
MOPAR: Move Ov... Dec 2, 2006 - 8:06 PM 97lestyousay Ford : F***ED over rebuilt Dodge...Found on road d... Dec 2, 2006 - 9:58 PM x_itchy_b_x TOYOTA: Tangible Object You Often Turbo Arbitraril... Dec 2, 2006 - 11:09 PM DippedInSauce "BMW -Break My Windshield "
HAHAH Dec 3, 2006 - 12:01 PM jayi12-15psi I'm sorry but some of those completely suck. ... Dec 3, 2006 - 4:35 PM
Vissi Honda- Hold On Not Done Accelerating
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