My Retard of a Boyfriend, his idea of "wrapping" a present PICS Options

[Jen]

And I mean "retard" in the most sincere way, of course. :x

Well, he came over after midnight mass to open gifts with me. It started innocent..

he opened all of his gifts first..



After he opened his gifts, it was my turn. His first couple of presents were normal.

Gee, I look thrilled. (I've gained weight >:O)

But then.. there was.. a box.. that he filled with.. EXPANDING FOAM!!


At first, I was like.. OH NEAT! Lemme tear through it. It was harder than I thought. So he had to do it.


And because it was sooooo noisy, we took it in the garage because I didn't want to wake my parents.


Well, we got to the present finally. But here's the problem. The expanding foam.. STICKS to your hand. IT DOES NOT COME OFF!

So, we got stuck.. with this.



But anyway.. LOL, what a retard. :x It was soo cute.. you'd think he know it'd stick to him like that. :x He has to go soak his hands in WD-40, and nail polish remover. :x

I still love him though! We sat there for 3 hours, and it didn't make much of a difference. We were both peeling his hands. What a Christmas to remember.

[amysmojo]

Too cute! So what was in that messy package Miss Jen?À€