How many 6GC Members does it take to change a light bulb? Options

[lagos]

How many 6GC Members does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

15 to bitch about the Google ads about light bulbs

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

found this on another forum and thought it was funny

[devilsden97]

good stuff lagos...mucho likey

edit: here is another 2 i heard: (one is about light bulbs aka lamps, the other is just about engineering)


Stupid light bulb joke:
How many Dragon-ballZ characters does it take to change a light bulb (lightbulb,lamp)?
1....but it will take them 3 episodes to do it.

Engineering humor:
Some see the glass half full,
Others see the glass half empty,
An Engineer see a glass the someone made two times larger then it needed to be.

This post has been edited by devilsden97: Jan 31, 2007 - 4:16 PM

[Mynzeyes]

Engineering humor:
Some see the glass half full,
Others see the glass half empty,
An Engineer see a glass the someone made two times larger then it needed to be.

I like to see myself as a realist...

I don't see the glass as half full or half empty.

I just want to know who drank half of it, and if I have to pay for it.