Vday Options

[BlackCelicaGT94]

I hope you all have a good vday. Mines going to suck

Been with my bf for 4 months and he was planning on doing something till a bill collector said they were going to sue him for 600 bucks so now he cant do anything for me today. Its my first vday with someone and i get jipped. :-( no card, no flowers, no dinner, no nothing. im in a bad mood and hate this day!


but i hope you guys have a good one :-)

[devilsden97]

ok, so im basicly the only single one of my friends. (i blame that i have a real job, and i actually have a major that will get me somewhere, so i care to do the work...u can blame it on whatever, idc.) So they decided with my past girl troubles to make me up an application for my myspace. (here it is)

note: all () are me

GIRL FRIEND APPLICATION:


FullName:

D.O.B:

Age:

SEX:


Height:

Weight:

Hair Color:

Eye Color:

How many boy friends do you have at the same time? (happend to me b4 i was 1 of 2 lol)

How many long term BF's have you had?

What is the longest relationship you have been in?

Do you currently have a bf? (happend to me...1 of 2 lol)

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend? (i made her cheat...not somethign to be proud of...but i was single)

Do you flirt with alot of girls? (i guess they are trying to find me a bisexual girl? idk)

Why did your last relationship end?

How would u treat your boyfriends? (cuz i bet there gonna answer, "i beat him with sticks and stones and break his bones." if thats what there actually doing to their boyfriends)

Fav.
Color:

Hobby:

Pet:

Number: (.....i guess so they dont worship satan? 666...idk)

Tv Show:

Song:

Music Video: ( btw my favorite is "purple rain" by prince....WHy does this matter???)

Weekday: (they all suck.....its a freakin weekday)

Group: (what does favorite group mean? music? cult? [we all know my favorite cult is 6gc.net])

Food:

Soda:

Videogame: (i dont have time to play them....y does this matter?)

Movie:

Sport:

Team:

Singer:

Subject:

Musictype: (i believe the prior 4 quetions about music would have lead me to a conclusion to this question...guess it needs to be asked though.)

Actor/Actress:

Candy:

Car:

Ice Cream:


Are you a Virgin? (lol, y not just skip to the, "so are you any good?")

If not, How many people have you been with? (lol)

Nickname:

Goal: (so where do u see yourself in 10 years?....who the **** cares...im 19...not 45)

What do you want to DO for a Living?

Left or right Handed:

Shoe Size: (?why?)

Nice or Naughty? (.....which one of santa's lists are u on...and y?)

Have kids? (.....if u answer yes to this, u should probally not be sending this to me)

Want Kids?

Give me one of your most embarrassing moments: (cuz someone is gonna be honest about this)

Do you do drugs?

Do you smoke?

Do you drink?

How many people have u said " I love you" to, that you have been in a relationship with?

Do you like your self? (yourself is one word, [go figure, one of my friends is an english major lol] is this question refering to how Emo one person is? )

What is your weakness? (...bullets and extensive blood loss are 2 good answers for this one)

What are your fears?

Are you a good kisser? (someone is gonna be like, "no i absolutly suck, but! i have many other redeeming qualities." lol right)

Have you been told you are a good kisser?

Summer or winter?

Spring or fall?

Snow or rain ?

What is your get away place: (again i dont see the relivence of this to anything)

Beach or waterpark?

Football or basketball? ( i really dont care for either....you would think my friends could put together 2 sports that i can stand to watch right? guess not.)

Name four best friends: ( y not say, "please list 4 references with phone numbers, because a background check will be done, to see how many of these questions u answered truthfully")

Sports you have played:



Thankyou for taking the time to complete this application. Pending any open availability your application will be viewed and handled accordingly. If you do not recieve a response, please do not try again... It simply means you are a nasty hoe....

(^ u just have to love that)

End application.


yeah so my friends...not the swiftest bunch, but boy, what would i do without them. lol

for all u singles, at least u can get a small laugh out of this on v-day, i know i did.


edit: and i do appologize for this post being SOOOOO long

This post has been edited by devilsden97: Feb 14, 2007 - 5:43 PM