how to put a ricer in his place, **long but very good race story** Options

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one day on a the main freeway (the day off a huge import show, so the streets were filled with ricers) i was messing around with a vette. well the vette guns it and im stuck in traffic and cant go after him, i try to go to the far left lane and get stuck behind a civic (i/e/h lowered painted calipers wing, typically ricer.)

well i get right up on his ass trying to get him to get out of my way! he didnt move so i said **** it the vettes gone back to the speed limit time. well i slow down and i see the civic shoot out black exhuast and slowy very slowy speed away (he had i floored).

i was thinking he didnt just think he raced me did he? well i was pulling up to him again since he slowed down to like 50mph making sure i caught up to him. i see this girl in the back laughing and his buddy in the pass seat smiling. then i see this piece of 5hit clapping and i can hear him saying "good try real good try" trying to mock me cuz he beat me!

i was so pissed! i rolled down my window and yelled "hey slow down, IM GOING TO WHOOP YOUR ASS!!!" i was so pissed at this moment. so we both slow down to around 40mph, and i look over and he guns it. i gun it in 3rd (which i should of been in 2nd gear for max power but didnt need it) and i just ripp his ass apart and i stuck my whole god dman arm out the window waving to him ass i drove. at 80mph i was atleast 5 cars ahead, and i didnt even put my car in my low gear!

so i slow down and wait for him to catch up to me, hes got this 5hit face look like he cant belive waht happened and that maybe it didnt. so he looks over and want to go again. so i wait for him to gun it from 50 mph, once again i handed him is ass like you (and he) wouldnt belive! of course i was waving good bye the whole time threw this time too.

i get to 80mph and wait for him to catch up, as he pulls up next to me i am clapping and yelling "good try, nice try, way to go", he wont look at me he barly gave me a glance, but i know he saw me. and i had the 100% attention of his to 5hit face friends who will tell all there friends about how his little bad arse civic got raped!

end of story

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LOL civic got