craigslist rant on world of warcraft, srry i found it funny and sad at the same time Options

[punkuup5150]

RANT: Obsession and World of Warcraft

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Reply to: pers-553603350@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-27, 1:23PM PST


I am so completely and utterly tired of hearing you, my husband, talk to those other World Of Warcraft losers. The only time we talk is in between bites at dinner. Then you are back in there playing your game. Great. I always knew you were geeky. I liked that about you, I found it endearing. But this is just too much. I thought you would tire of the game after a while; after all you play it for 8 to 10 hours a day on weekdays and even longer on the weekends (yes I’ve been keeping track). Yeah sure, around 10:00 in the evening we get together and watch a movie, 5 out of 7 times you are snoring within the first 15 minutes, I wake you up, you proclaim, “I wasn’t sleeping!” You manage to force your eyes open for maybe 2 minutes, then your head drops, drool starts pouring out of your mouth onto your shirt, you loudly snore until I can’t take it anymore, wake you up, oh but again you weren’t sleeping! Rinse and Repeat. Finally I just turn the movie off- 1) I don’t like to watch movies by myself, 2) Its impossible to even hear the movie over your long, loud, snores that would put any hibernating bear to shame. So what do you do now? Of course, back to the computer! Where you are now wide-awake and actively playing for the next 2 to 2 ½ hours. I understand the need for a hobby; I’m glad that you have something you like. Since you are happy and fulfilled sitting in your office for hours and hours at a time I find myself asking what I need, what I want, what I desire. I need, want, and desire a man. Male companionship, attention, and affection. Sorry, the “wanna fool around” you ask 3 minutes after disconnecting from your game isn’t exactly getting my juices flowing, especially since I know from the numerous previous experiences that 2 minutes after you get your rocks off (notice I say YOU, not WE) you are back in there, on that game, discussing your next “mission” on that damn microphone with your WOW friends. I’m sure the majority of them don’t have wives to worry about, relationships to keep, fears of being served divorce papers. But you do. I consider myself to be a very open minded and understanding person. I encourage you to go out with your friends, see movies, have a few drinks, go to a game and enjoy the male camaraderie. But no, you just want to sit in there and play your game. I’m tired of it. I’m tired of you. We’ve only been married 6 years and I’m ready to call it quits. I’m young, I want to experience life and all that there is, I want to go for walks in the park and feed the ducks, I want to meet some couples we can go out to dinner with, I want to live my life. I don’t think I can do that with you anymore. Everyday you make the decision to play your game (even on my Birthday), and I don’t say anything, I don’t nag, I don’t belittle. It’s your life. It’s your day. You live it the way that is best for you. Since you are choosing this outlet over me, I will be making my own choices, choices that are selfish and don’t consider you whatsoever.

Oh you can expect those divorce papers any day now. I’m sure you and World Of Warcraft will have a wonderful life together. Best of luck to the happy couple.





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[thespacepanda]

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