Is This Legal!? |
Is This Legal!? |
Sep 19, 2008 - 1:46 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Sep 15, '08 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Okay. It's late. 2:30 am..
I just went to the gas station for a pack of smokes. When I was getting out of my car, I hear what sounded like an import pulling into the parking lot. I look and see this local hillbilly dude in his Ford Contour. He threw on some performance, honda-esque muffler, took the hubcaps off his wheels, sprayed them black, and put some racing stickers in his rear windows. I'm anything but a "car bully"...but are these people for real? I would feel like the biggest ass driving around in a fraudulent "street racer"... The only thing he was missing was the cardboard body kit. I seriously laughed out loud in the parking lot. It's insulting to those of us who spend every day under our hoods and in our cars. |
Sep 19, 2008 - 8:44 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
Oh crap!! What kind of smokes did you get?
Just playin For real though, i know what you mean. I live in the cheapest section of the "Rich-People" side of town. (mostly new-money) and i see this kind of thing all day long. Apart from an armada of mustangs... There are some pretty radical grocery-getters; and i find myself laughing too. Once time, i had just pulled in at a kroger, and a man rolling in an early 90's Geo-Metro (pretty riced out) asked me if i wanted to race... ... I told him "Why, We're already at the grocery store? Were will we race? To the pharmacy or day-care?" Granted the joke went right over his head... so i gave him my "Attack on the track" saying, and he called me a pus and burned out. I giggled... Kid must have been like 17 or something. I though he would have been better off trying to pull a "Hey Mister" than trying to street-race at noonish on a sunday What a retard... This post has been edited by D-Man: Sep 19, 2008 - 9:56 AM -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! Damn D-Man - most impressive. D-Man's post should be a sticky LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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