Is This Legal!? Options

[Spitrod]

Okay. It's late. 2:30 am..

I just went to the gas station for a pack of smokes. When I was getting
out of my car, I hear what sounded like an import pulling into the parking
lot.

I look and see this local hillbilly dude in his Ford Contour. He threw on some
performance, honda-esque muffler, took the hubcaps off his wheels, sprayed
them black, and put some racing stickers in his rear windows.

I'm anything but a "car bully"...but are these people for real? I would feel
like the biggest ass driving around in a fraudulent "street racer"...

The only thing he was missing was the cardboard body kit.

I seriously laughed out loud in the parking lot. It's insulting to those of us
who spend every day under our hoods and in our cars.

[Spitrod]

if I had a hood scoop for my stock 5SFE I don't think I'd be laughing at other "fraudulent street racers"

Cool air is your friend, Hurley. It's not meant to look "modded".. It cost all of $30. To tell you
the truth, I was actually looking for a clothes dryer wall vent to spray primer black and toss
over my intake..but you can't find the aluminum ones around here anymore. When I throw
a huge sticker on my car that says, "TURBO", you can Pistol Whip me.


Yeah, taskbot, Michigan UAW workers don't seem to have a clue. They don't realize that in
Ohio and Kentucky, All the Japanese Auto Plants are UAW..so is it unpatriotic to drive a
Ford or Chevy there? It's nuts. My old CRX used to get kicked way back in the day. They
never seem to stop blaming other people for their mediocre everything..