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[Spitrod]

Okay. It's late. 2:30 am..

I just went to the gas station for a pack of smokes. When I was getting
out of my car, I hear what sounded like an import pulling into the parking
lot.

I look and see this local hillbilly dude in his Ford Contour. He threw on some
performance, honda-esque muffler, took the hubcaps off his wheels, sprayed
them black, and put some racing stickers in his rear windows.

I'm anything but a "car bully"...but are these people for real? I would feel
like the biggest ass driving around in a fraudulent "street racer"...

The only thing he was missing was the cardboard body kit.

I seriously laughed out loud in the parking lot. It's insulting to those of us
who spend every day under our hoods and in our cars.

[Spitrod]

Have you ever seen Nick Burns - Your Company's Computer Guy on SNL?
Some of you fit the profile to a tee.

I was pointing out domestics dolled up like something else..

I don't give a sh*t what you think of my car. If I see one more Celica with
the same hood and bumper swap to make it look like a GT4, I'm going to
puke. Not to mention all the other crap.

So now, I'm taking the high road on you all.

later.