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post Nov 13, 2008 - 12:51 PM
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A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents, and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the ”Rowing Team Quality First Program” with meetings, dinners, and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes, and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India .

Sadly, The End.

Here's something else to think about: Ford has spent the last thirty years trying to move all of its factories out of the US , claiming they can't make money paying American wages.

TOYOTA has spent the last thirty years building more than a dozen plants inside the US. The last quarter's results for 2007:

TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits while Ford racked up 9 billion in losses.

Senior managers at Ford are still scratching their heads.

IF THIS WEREN'T SO TRUE, IT MIGHT BE FUNNY.

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post Nov 13, 2008 - 5:17 PM
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oh i didn't write that.. i found it on another forum


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- tomazws   Toyota VS Ford   Nov 13, 2008 - 12:51 PM
- - Supersprynt   I'm sad. Detroit is a sinking ship.   Nov 13, 2008 - 1:08 PM
- - Taskbot   Because its true, it is funny. Like with this in...   Nov 13, 2008 - 2:31 PM
|- - Random_Stranger   QUOTE (Taskbot @ Nov 13, 2008 - 11:3...   Nov 14, 2008 - 4:41 PM
- - RickJamesBish   But just because a car is built in a certain count...   Nov 13, 2008 - 4:02 PM
|- - D-Man   QUOTE (RickJamesBish @ Nov 13, 2008 - 3...   Nov 13, 2008 - 4:25 PM
|- - Taskbot   QUOTE (RickJamesBish @ Nov 13, 2008 - 4...   Nov 13, 2008 - 5:12 PM
- - Supersprynt   Semantics. By this logic a car designed, built and...   Nov 13, 2008 - 4:24 PM
|- - GriffGirl   QUOTE (Supersprynt @ Nov 13, 2008 - 1...   Nov 14, 2008 - 2:11 PM
|- - D-Man   QUOTE (GriffGirl @ Nov 14, 2008 - 1...   Nov 14, 2008 - 4:50 PM
- - tomazws   oh i didn't write that.. i found it on another...   Nov 13, 2008 - 5:17 PM
|- - D-Man   QUOTE (tomazws @ Nov 13, 2008 - 4:17...   Nov 13, 2008 - 5:46 PM
- - RickJamesBish   Taskbot, they're redabged for another brand......   Nov 13, 2008 - 5:21 PM
|- - Taskbot   QUOTE (RickJamesBish @ Nov 13, 2008 - 5...   Nov 13, 2008 - 6:28 PM
- - DEATH   Toyota breifly tried to sell the Chevy Cavalier in...   Nov 14, 2008 - 4:57 PM
|- - D-Man   QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 14, 2008 - 3:57 P...   Nov 14, 2008 - 5:06 PM
|- - Random_Stranger   QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 14, 2008 - 1:57 P...   Nov 14, 2008 - 5:31 PM
- - njccmd2002   that is the mistake.   Nov 14, 2008 - 5:13 PM
- - DEATH   From that to this: http://members.shaw.ca/toyota_...   Nov 14, 2008 - 5:16 PM
|- - D-Man   QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:16 P...   Nov 14, 2008 - 5:25 PM
|- - njccmd2002   QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 14, 2008 - 5:16 P...   Nov 14, 2008 - 6:14 PM
|- - Random_Stranger   QUOTE (njccmd2002 @ Nov 14, 2008 - 3...   Nov 14, 2008 - 7:01 PM
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