so my wife ate a baby... Options

[stetsonaw]

...cuz she's got a baby in her belly! we just found out yesterday, after trying for a 18 months. we're guessing she's a month along, she's getting a blood test this week to confirm, all we've done so far is the home test (which i hear don't give false positives). we are very happy about this! now i really need to find a job or else raise my right hand again

[Random_Stranger]

Congratulations! May your first child, be a masculine child. ;-)