Fun 4th, until I found out someone busted into my car... Options

[freddy121389]

I was having a fun night, girls, beer, food, it was great, get out to my car and all my **** is messed up, everything was thrown everywhere. I checked over everything and I think they only took my fireworks. It was probably only kids because they missed my 1200$ dvd double din, my 100$ graphing calculator, my cd's my 100$ pair of oakleys... so I was fine, I'm still looking over everything though because they could have taken something but I don't realize it yet. I thought I locked my car but i guess not. Anyone have any ideas what they might have taken?

[Random_Stranger]

I have thought of a way to make the best defense against thieves from things I wouldn't want to see in a car if I broke into one. These are things that would repulse me, as I believe would anyone else if they attempted to break into a car or simply scare someone off.

1. Gay male on male mags all over the place. As soon as they jump in your car or even peer in through the windows to see man on man, they will run away in disgust.

2. A giant Dildo protruding from your driver seat. You can make a button where you press it, and it locks your doors and opens a spot for it to come out when the alarm is activated. Bet no one will want to jump in after that.

3. A sensor penis (rather expensive piece). What it does is it moves around and faces the direction of those who are near your car and follows them! A camera can also be installing at the head of the shaft to catch the would be crooks.

4. Instead of the dildo on the seat, you can slide a hallowed out one over the stick. This kind of gives the message that whatever you have in you car, they probably don't want.


Other options would include: Ant piles, Rabid Raccoons, Lynx Bobcat, decayed body, passed out grandmother, Huge Jackman (Vinnie Jones, Chuck Norris, they all would do), and I am too tired to think of more, but you get the picture.

[Bitter]

I have thought of a way to make the best defense against thieves from things I wouldn't want to see in a car if I broke into one. These are things that would repulse me, as I believe would anyone else if they attempted to break into a car or simply scare someone off.

1. Gay male on male mags all over the place. As soon as they jump in your car or even peer in through the windows to see man on man, they will run away in disgust.

2. A giant Dildo protruding from your driver seat. You can make a button where you press it, and it locks your doors and opens a spot for it to come out when the alarm is activated. Bet no one will want to jump in after that.

3. A sensor penis (rather expensive piece). What it does is it moves around and faces the direction of those who are near your car and follows them! A camera can also be installing at the head of the shaft to catch the would be crooks.

4. Instead of the dildo on the seat, you can slide a hallowed out one over the stick. This kind of gives the message that whatever you have in you car, they probably don't want.


Other options would include: Ant piles, Rabid Raccoons, Lynx Bobcat, decayed body, passed out grandmother, Huge Jackman (Vinnie Jones, Chuck Norris, they all would do), and I am too tired to think of more, but you get the picture.

i see all that and raise you the best one ever.

sad clown. freakiest thing you'll ever see just sitting in a car is a sad clown drinking from a brown paper bag.