 My job is unbelievable................ |
 Dec 23, 2009 - 4:32 PM
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I'll try to sum it up by telling you about the folks I work with.
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but she is completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers. But the jewel in the crown has got to be that stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22! He dresses like a throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his massive dog to work. Every single day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day. Anyway, I drive these weirdo's around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff. 
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Dec 23, 2009 - 11:58 PM
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IBTL!
Haha, dog treats...you forgot to mention that you that stupid scarf/tie with that fugly white sweater. What is up with that scarf!?! --------------------   2002 SC430 (WC) - 19" SSR Comp-H, Daizen swaybars, Sparco Demons, JDM Soarer conversion, carbon fiber spoiler, Injen intake, front strut bar, drilled/slotted Brembo rotors 1997 Celica ST (DD) - 17" ADR, ViS Zyclone CF hood, ViS CF hatch, K&N intake, Invader body kit |
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Dec 24, 2009 - 4:20 AM
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QUOTE (CAMAricer @ Dec 23, 2009 - 8:58 PM)  IBTL! Haha, dog treats...you forgot to mention that you that stupid scarf/tie with that fugly white sweater. What is up with that scarf!?! "If one more person says something about MY ASCOT! DAYUM It's fashionable!" LOL I am looking for the robot chicken episode where they do that. Where Daph is hasslin' hiim about that. Crikey! 'Ere we Go! >>> http://www.livevideo.com/video/WILDCAT/A0D...by-doo-the.aspx This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Dec 24, 2009 - 4:29 AM -------------------- 91 MR2 Turbo SW20, 92 MR2 Turbo SW20, 95 Celica GT ST204
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manphibian My job is unbelievable................ Dec 23, 2009 - 4:32 PM
GriffGirl LOL! Dec 23, 2009 - 4:53 PM SwissFerdi Where did you find this? Dec 23, 2009 - 5:43 PM nics what do you guys actually do? solve mysteries?
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95CelicaST QUOTE (nics @ Dec 23, 2009 - 3:04 PM... Dec 23, 2009 - 6:40 PM nics QUOTE (95CelicaST @ Dec 23, 2009 - 3... Dec 23, 2009 - 6:47 PM HaysoosKreesto Badass. How much does it pay? Dec 23, 2009 - 6:21 PM GriffGirl I hear the benefits are great, all the free snacks... Dec 23, 2009 - 6:25 PM dustin15brown how sad is it that when you desribed each person I... Dec 23, 2009 - 6:40 PM Random_Stranger What?! No dog? Dec 23, 2009 - 9:22 PM richee3 This thread is awesome. I didn't catch it at f... Dec 23, 2009 - 9:39 PM cheela sounds like a great job. hahahhah how did you ever... Dec 23, 2009 - 10:59 PM garin ??? i'm tired...??? Dec 23, 2009 - 11:06 PM Ted95 lmao good **** hahaha Dec 23, 2009 - 11:22 PM benzo scoobie snacks!!
haha nice story Dec 23, 2009 - 11:52 PM pittfirefighter QUOTE (CAMAricer @ Dec 23, 2009 - 11... Dec 24, 2009 - 6:10 AM njccmd2002 ............................................______... Dec 24, 2009 - 5:29 AM 96bluevert lol Dec 24, 2009 - 1:52 PM TRD_Ian lol that was great, i was reading it and was think... Dec 24, 2009 - 8:24 PM soulshadow Are you the blonde headed jock? Dec 29, 2009 - 8:19 PM nics <SNIP> Jan 4, 2010 - 10:29 PM manphibian I think we'll stick with the clean version. Jan 5, 2010 - 12:45 PM D-Man Damnit luke. Sounds like my last job.
SOLUTION... Jan 5, 2010 - 9:38 PM OOBE QUOTE (D-Man @ Jan 5, 2010 - 8... Jan 6, 2010 - 6:54 PM njccmd2002 makes no sense... Jan 5, 2010 - 10:19 PM easternpiro1 i didnt catch on until you mentioned them eating s... Jan 5, 2010 - 10:31 PM 96stgreendemon ^^^ lol at d-man Jan 6, 2010 - 6:46 PM OOBE "Every single day I have to look at this huge... Jan 6, 2010 - 6:50 PM |
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