Tha Motha Fcukin D-Man!!, Back by Popular DEMAND!! Options

[D-Man]

Okay, Chances are i stand a good shot at being banned for this... So just FYI; As i said before, after 20 PM's, i'd explain myself. A detailed list can be assembled upon demand (even though i had to delete my inbox 2 times to accomidate over the last 7-10 days)

Also, My bat uh... D-Signal!! is here:
http://www.6gc.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=71444&hl=

With that said, i also have this:






Circle circle, masturbation, Ban hammer, Vaccination!!











So, A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

STARWARS took place. My story happens much closer in location and in the current time.


Let's roll back to last year. and let's recap the last story heard (DEC 22; according to my court notice) Wifey cheatin. Sauncho sittin on my couch when i got home, Mouthed off and i worked him over with a tire iron.

Remember that story? Okay, lets continue from there....

Me N wifey work sh!t out for the better of our daughter. (obviously ole Sancho isn't showing back up; who actually wound up being a cousin of hers some how some way ewwww.... )

anyway, things went well for a bit. then April i started to notice something amiss... Did the nice guy thing, and played it off like i was just trippin.

Then in May (Mid month) just as i had finished cleaning my Smith & Wesson 22a (from the gun range)... I was trying on my new chest strap i had gotten... (yes, i was goofing off in the full length mirror) ... (and yes i was kinda drunk) ... it was my day off. No rounds in the gun. (mama raised an ugly child, not a stupid one.)

ANYWAY!! i had a knock on the door. So i answered it.

Well i met Ole'Girl's NEW boyfriend there. He was asking where she was, as they were to be going out... i made mention that she was my wife... then he says "So YOU'RE the drug dealer"

......... wait.... wat? .......

(kids, i've been a VERY good boy from the day i held my daughters hand the first time; in that hospital) oh (plus i've never sold SH!T)

so i smart off, he smarts off... back n forth back n forth back n forth....

Then he pulls out a badge.



So i pull out my 22a... said something like "Okay then off duty... I'm closing my door now. Grab your non-existent warrant and come get me" (IN THE STATE OF TEXAS; IT IS LEGAL TO USE ANY FORCE NECCICARY TO REMOVE UNWANTED INTRUDERS, INCLUDING DEADLY FORCE)

MODS: http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/administratio...tchlaws0102.pdf


(Don't bannhammer me yet!)

so i slam my door and walk inside. Pop a clip in and then i realized... "oh sh!t... i just called out some dumbfcuk that shoots people for a living..."

So i TRIPPED OUT! flipped my marble dinner table over (like it'd help) keeled down, pointed, and waited for the worst. (i wont lie, i was scared as a b!tch, thinking i had a 50/50 shot of living threw this. Trembling, shaking, freaking out... yeah. i was scared)

after ten min of him yelling for me to come out... i hear ole wifey... then i hear walking away... car doors... and driving off...

30 min later, i lowered my aim (from the door; expecting BUSTING IN) and looked out the side window... only residents. (i know cause i worked on everyone in that apartment buildings cars)

So i walked out front.

NO BODY!!

Honestly, i was kinda pissed.

Screamed out; "No gunfight, no face off, no John Wyane sh!t? Common Doc Holliday, i'll be yo huckleberry.... "

...

"gawd damnit..."

wifey showed up a few days later...

played the game some more...

[TRD_Ian]

well you said it was an epic story lol, welcome back man!, good luck with the car this weekend