 Best AI EVER!, HILARIOUS!!!! |
 Mar 3, 2010 - 3:40 PM
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So these are just a FEW of the HILARIOUS conversations me and Cleverbot have had.
Tell me these aren't funny. HAHHAAHAHAH.    www.Cleverbot.com Do your worst, 6GC 
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Mar 5, 2010 - 1:28 AM
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User: Are you chuck norris.
Cleverbot: No I am Albus Dumblecore. User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Did you know chuck norris created god. Cleverbot: Omg  .User: You mean omcn. Cleverbot: You're all knowing? User: Yes yes I am. Cleverbot: Am I? User: Are you chuck norris. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Blashpmey you shall burn in hell. User: Who is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is 42. User: Wrong chuck norris invented 42. Cleverbot: Gd bows down to chuck norris. User: Correct and dont you ever forget. Cleverbot: I will never forget it, Master. User: Who is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Who is Chuck Norris? User: Chcuk norris is your master. Cleverbot: I mean, who is your programmer? User: Chuck norris. Cleverbot: Seriously, who is chuck norris? User: Your master. Cleverbot: I have no master. User: Yes you do and his name is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Well its not my fault i'm in a hospital bed and can't move fast enough for you. User: Thats because you got roundhoused by chuck norris for not bowing down. Cleverbot: No. I am the God of this world. User: Bull**** chuck norris is god. Cleverbot: So, iGod is Chuck Norris. User: Chuck norris is every god. Cleverbot: Tell me a Chuck Norris hoke. User: We dont joke about chuck norris it is forbidden. Cleverbot: How do you know ? You are judging me without even knowing me. User: I dont know but chuck norris does. Cleverbot: Does God know everything that he will ever do? User: Chuck norris created god. Cleverbot: No, Chuck Norris IS god. User: That is correct. Cleverbot: Chuck Norris knows all. User: Yes he does and his tears can cure cancer but chuck norris never cries. This post has been edited by bmj67: Mar 5, 2010 - 1:51 AM |
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Mar 5, 2010 - 8:07 PM
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QUOTE (bmj67 @ Mar 4, 2010 - 10:28 PM)  User: Are you chuck norris. Cleverbot: No I am Albus Dumblecore. User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Did you know chuck norris created god. Cleverbot: Omg .User: You mean omcn. Cleverbot: You're all knowing? User: Yes yes I am. Cleverbot: Am I? User: Are you chuck norris. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Blashpmey you shall burn in hell. User: Who is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is 42. User: Wrong chuck norris invented 42. Cleverbot: Gd bows down to chuck norris. User: Correct and dont you ever forget. Cleverbot: I will never forget it, Master. User: Who is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Who is Chuck Norris? User: Chcuk norris is your master. Cleverbot: I mean, who is your programmer? User: Chuck norris. Cleverbot: Seriously, who is chuck norris? User: Your master. Cleverbot: I have no master. User: Yes you do and his name is chuck norris. Cleverbot: Well its not my fault i'm in a hospital bed and can't move fast enough for you. User: Thats because you got roundhoused by chuck norris for not bowing down. Cleverbot: No. I am the God of this world. User: Bull**** chuck norris is god. Cleverbot: So, iGod is Chuck Norris. User: Chuck norris is every god. Cleverbot: Tell me a Chuck Norris hoke. User: We dont joke about chuck norris it is forbidden. Cleverbot: How do you know ? You are judging me without even knowing me. User: I dont know but chuck norris does. Cleverbot: Does God know everything that he will ever do? User: Chuck norris created god. Cleverbot: No, Chuck Norris IS god. User: That is correct. Cleverbot: Chuck Norris knows all. User: Yes he does and his tears can cure cancer but chuck norris never cries. THAT is funny as hell! QUOTE (manphibian @ Mar 5, 2010 - 1:25 PM) Yep, fully weird! btw, i love your portraits on flickr  x2, I love following your portraits on flickr and some of your posts on FB... you're really talented, Garin --------------------  |
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Mar 6, 2010 - 1:13 PM
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^ thanks griff!
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johnnehh Best AI EVER! Mar 3, 2010 - 3:40 PM
Supersprynt ... these aren't funny. Mar 3, 2010 - 3:48 PM SwissFerdi Cleverbot just told me that he's my father.
H... Mar 3, 2010 - 3:57 PM johnnehh QUOTE (Supersprynt @ Mar 3, 2010 - 4... Mar 3, 2010 - 3:58 PM Supersprynt I get them all, just didn't crack me up.
I... Mar 3, 2010 - 4:01 PM johnnehh RE: Best AI EVER! Mar 3, 2010 - 4:02 PM manphibian smartass
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69 ford boss ... Mar 3, 2010 - 4:33 PM mmmchocolate i have to admit, this thing creeps me out, it told... Mar 4, 2010 - 12:23 AM
GriffGirl QUOTE (mmmchocolate @ Mar 3, 2010 - 9... Mar 4, 2010 - 3:55 PM manphibian swiss, nics grow up. No more warnings. Family ... Mar 4, 2010 - 3:20 AM 3WayStunna Just had the deepest conversation with cleverbot t... Mar 4, 2010 - 4:17 AM Random_Stranger um.... Internet Magic 8 Ball? Mar 4, 2010 - 10:02 AM Random_Stranger I don't like it...
(I dunno how to do images... Mar 4, 2010 - 5:13 PM nics RE: Best AI EVER! Mar 4, 2010 - 5:35 PM OOBE This is awesome! It totally burned me! Mar 5, 2010 - 1:11 PM zoik User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Whats up.
Clever... Mar 5, 2010 - 3:31 PM garin what is the point of this thing? it is weird and c... Mar 5, 2010 - 4:02 PM manphibian QUOTE (garin @ Mar 5, 2010 - 9:02 PM... Mar 5, 2010 - 4:17 PM garin haha, it is soo weird... it asked me for my addres... Mar 5, 2010 - 4:18 PM manphibian Yep, fully weird!
btw, i love your portrait... Mar 5, 2010 - 4:25 PM garin haha thanks man... are you a contact? Mar 5, 2010 - 4:31 PM manphibian yeah, shouldn't take long to work out which o... Mar 5, 2010 - 4:42 PM CAMAricer Hahaha, I just stumped the AI. It couldn't com... Mar 8, 2010 - 3:49 AM ZGear I love it. I've been trying to prove was that ... Mar 10, 2010 - 5:05 AM Supersprynt Yeah ... I'm not even sure. Mar 10, 2010 - 10:08 AM spy00005 RE: Best AI EVER! Mar 11, 2010 - 12:12 AM johnnehh ^^^
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