Men and Women Options

[macavely]

ok my girl sent me this... but it was men instead of women... but after reading it.. i was wait a sec changed some men to women... and look it makes more sence

Men and Women are like....


1. Women are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Women are like ........ Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Women are like ...... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ...... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Women are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Women are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Women are like ....... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.