Stupid Rednecks!!, I hate them!! Options

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I live in a little town known as Enumclaw, Washington. There isn't anything out here other than trees, lifted trucks, and hillbillys.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to a lake nearby to go jogging today. When we got there I start to pull over (have to park on the side of the road) and this redneck in an old lifted toyota spits his chew onto my car. I slam the brakes, get out with my handy dandy baseball bat and walk up to his truck and said to him
"you clean that s*** off my car right now or i'm going to smash the hell out of your truck"

he says to me "No, take your queer asian car back to japan, boy"

My girlfriend, standing there, grabs the bat from me and hauls off on his side mirror. The guy freaked out and sped away, I got his license number and called the cops reporting a drunk driver nearly a bike rider. dumba**......

Matt