Teh Official "Dude Where's My Forum?" Thread, Brought to you by the minds of Box, and her fiancée, Lorelei Options

[richee3]

The local UPSBhub called today and were very apologetic for their mistakes. They specifically apologized for missing that the shipment was hold for pickup, then said they’ll deliver the last wheel today. Really? You just admitted that you know I don’t want to delivered to my house, so you’re going to go ahead and deliver it?

just need some 40mm 5x100 adapter spacers, with neochrome spiked lug nuts and a vape bro. you'll be cool in no time flat, which is how long it takes my 7a to reach 60mph.

It’s funny you mention neochrome lug nuts. I didn’t my post it here but my lug nuts were shipped to me last month. I ordered black Muteki SR35’s and I received titanium blue Project Kics. The warehouse mixed up orders and that took me several days to get fixed. I really wanted blue lug nuts on gray wheels that have red accents on a green car...

[navseal345]

Dude, sounds like Colorado has not been very nice to you.

You need a Menard's run to make you feel better, lol.

This post has been edited by navseal345: Apr 16, 2018 - 1:18 PM

[richee3]

The issues posted here are only “my” issues. That’s not clouding “her” issues or “our” issues, like the $1,300 dental surgery for one of our dogs or the fact that our other dog just broke a tooth and it will likely have to be pulled so another $1,100-1,300 for another dental surgery, the expensive vet bill we just got over the weekend that came with depressing news, the busted windshields and tires we’ve been through, the list goes on. We’re geyying ready to tear up our back yard and start from scratch and I’ve had to get everything from Lowe’s. I’m missing Menards more than ever.

[ClevelandGaint]

Ouch poor puppers it definitely sounds like yall need to get back to midwest in a hurry!

[Box]

I really wanted blue lug nuts on gray wheels that have red accents on a green car...

AHA I KNEW IT!!!

[navseal345]

If you're going to tear up the backyard... do a doomsday shelter.

[richee3]

Nice of Backy Jr. to finally show up.

[Bitter]

So WTF is on May 5th besides Cinco de Mayo and a bunch of drunk people wandering around what Denver seems to think is "Mexican" food?

[richee3]

Denver’s Mexican food is trash but that’s beside the point. May 5th could potentially be a mini Midwest meet if you can make it out here. I’m picking Chee La up from the airport. More Midwesterners around here could be a good thing, raise the IQ a bit.

[Box]

18" Japan Power, what will the neighbours think?

[Bitter]

Denver’s Mexican food is trash but that’s beside the point. May 5th could potentially be a mini Midwest meet if you can make it out here. I’m picking Chee La up from the airport. More Midwesterners around here could be a good thing, raise the IQ a bit.

Hmmm. I'm not sure what time I'd land but it would likely be right to the hotel to chill some and then to the lacrosse game. Sunday would be free-ish except she wants to go hiking somewhere with me but we won't have a car so Uber/Lyft. I think I'm probably out even if I'm there, not enough time to do everything, know what I mean? Just come to the May 23rd meet! Pretty sure someone lives close enough to Midway to get you on the way to the meet. If not I volunteer, but you'll have to sit in the back cause hitting bumps in the back seat of the Celica is like the tit punisher

[Box]

Just hire Daniel to be your chauffeur while in Denver, then everyone is happy.

[Bitter]

I wouldn't want to impose like that, my luck he'll shatter another windshield and get 5 flat tires.

[richee3]

It’s sad how true that is.

[cheela]

I'm gonna be hiring you for about a week so we may want to order a tank for you just for safe measures. tanks are the perfect off road vehicles for sightseeing.

[Box]

You're getting a Suburban?

[Bitter]

No, that would be a Volvo "Brick" 240. Those are tanks. And handle like a tank too....and accelerate like a tank too...

[Box]

I thought the Volvo 240 did fairly well in terms of handling though, at least they're the only Volvo I can think of that was a race car anyway.

[Bitter]

With enough money anything is a race car!

[LewFX]

Today I plan on making today a great day!