what to do when your celi gets...:-( Options

[silvasurfa]

QUOTE (Stipt @ Jul 28, 2003 - 11:10 PM)

Is she cute?  Try a strawberry swirl ...for those of you that don't know, cum on her face and punch her in the mouth...  I'm sorry, I have problems

NO SH#T YOUVE GOT PROBLEMS!!!

You did make me laugh pretty hard though!

[macavely]

QUOTE (Andason @ Jul 30, 2003 - 7:18 PM)

or you could just apologize... this is probably the easy way out. say that your car is your pride, and you had a bad day.

apologize.... I did nothing to that evil man looking welfare whore... M A C apologize i would if i did anything worng...

[0Re0]

QUOTE (kamax @ Jul 30, 2003 - 4:26 PM)

well if you have insurance , provoke her , and then stake out your cars and take pictures. when she **** it up, take some snaps, and claim vandalize, get her to pay for the car if she can't get insurance to pay for it , get a new paint job , or some body kits =) i know i know this is bad but hey....

Werd......get her to pay for your damages. Then file a TRO on her @$$ !

[Jordan95CelicaST]

IVE GOT AN IDEA!!!! (if you knew me you would know what kinda stuff goes on in my head, lol)

Ok, First, you wait till nighttime and put layers and layers of caulk around her door so when she tries to open it in the morning, it sticks like all hell. Hire a few people to go knock on her door in the dead of night asking for charity donations and sh*t like that. Then u could put a few shards of glass right in front of her tires for good measures, then if she says anything to you like shes gonna F up your celi tell her theres 2000 of us that would be angry if that happened!

YES!

[KAMiX]

If it was her husband I'd give him one warning and then if he said it again, beat him up - I love my car too much

But unlike some of you, I have morals so I wouldn't hit a female! Even if she is a stupid old whore.

Plus it really isn't worth damaging any of their property - Sure its fun at the time, but if they turn around and call the cops on you, even if they provoked it you'll get in twubbel / debt! (personal experience)


Also mac I'd be suprised if they actually did it. Most people who make threats are too chicken**** to follow them through - it's the quiet people who really scare me when they get worked up.

This post has been edited by kamixZR: Aug 1, 2003 - 12:39 AM

[macavely]

QUOTE (kamixZR @ Jul 31, 2003 - 11:50 PM)

If it was her husband I'd give him one warning and then if he said it again, beat him up - I love my car too much But unlike some of you, I have morals so I wouldn't hit a female! Even if she is a stupid old whore. Plus it really isn't worth damaging any of their property - Sure its fun at the time, but if they turn around and call the cops on you, even if they provoked it you'll get in twubbel / debt! (personal experience) Also mac I'd be suprised if they actually did it. Most people who make threats are too chicken**** to follow them through - it's the quiet people who really scare me when they get worked up.

the husban is scared of me... and he as a brand new Montero so i know he wouldn't try anything cause my boys would strip his car in 5minutes.. and his wife is a real crazy whore... she got in my face the other and wanted to fight me...I told her husban to back her of me cause i was going to knock her out then i was going to F him up...so he pulled her to they other side of the street..

[97sccelica]

QUOTE (kamixZR @ Jul 31, 2003 - 9:50 PM)

If it was her husband I'd give him one warning and then if he said it again, beat him up - I love my car too much But unlike some of you, I have morals so I wouldn't hit a female! Even if she is a stupid old whore. Plus it really isn't worth damaging any of their property - Sure its fun at the time, but if they turn around and call the cops on you, even if they provoked it you'll get in twubbel / debt! (personal experience) Also mac I'd be suprised if they actually did it. Most people who make threats are too chicken**** to follow them through - it's the quiet people who really scare me when they get worked up.

some guy said he was going to key my car because i used to save a parking spot in the morning at school for a friend.

so i told him to go ahead and do it.

he stoped right away when he realized that the threat didnt phase me.

dont get me wrong, i was mad, but the moron, came up to me and gave the threat to me in front of a whole group of my friends. plenty of people to back me up in the event that anything happened to my car and i went after him to pay for the damages.

my advice is to stay cool about it, and avoid physical contact. its good that you already talked to the cops about it.

[macavely]

i pretty sure that one of her kids keyed my car last month but i have no way to prove it.. they did it three times..

[jontechie]

QUOTE (silvasurfa @ Jul 30, 2003 - 6:17 PM)

QUOTE (Stipt @ Jul 28, 2003 - 11:10 PM) Is she cute?  Try a strawberry swirl ...for those of you that don't know, cum on her face and punch her in the mouth...  I'm sorry, I have problems NO SH#T YOUVE GOT PROBLEMS!!! You did make me laugh pretty hard though!

Second that !

[jontechie]

Hell Mac, what kinda area you livin in?

Ever seen the movie Omega man?

Sounds like your livin it for real

[Stipt]

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QUOTE (Stipt @ Jul 28, 2003 - 11:10 PM) Is she cute?  Try a strawberry swirl   ...for those of you that don't know, cum on her face and punch her in the mouth...  I'm sorry, I have problems

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QUOTE (silvasurfa @ Jul 30, 2003 - 6:17 PM) NO SH#T YOUVE GOT PROBLEMS!!! You did make me laugh pretty hard though!

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jontechie Posted on Aug 1, 2003 - 3:22 AM Second that !

Just an idea...or you could donkey punch her. YES DONKEY PUNCH HER!!!!!! Bend her over like ya gonna give it to her in the arse (legit way of saying @ss on this forum cuz we can't swear) and then just PUNCH HER IN THE KIDNEY!!! That is the clean way to do it, usually you screw them until they are about to cum, then punch them, but this is still effective in many ways. Once again, I do have personal issues and I am SO sorry for my comments of vile acts of violence and disorder.

This post has been edited by Stipt: Aug 2, 2003 - 3:38 AM

[Andason]

QUOTE (Stipt @ Aug 2, 2003 - 12:45 AM)

Just an idea...or you could donkey punch her. YES DONKEY PUNCH HER!!!!!! Bend her over like ya gonna give it to her in the arse (legit way of saying @ss on this forum cuz we can't swear) and then just PUNCH HER IN THE KIDNEY!!! That is the clean way to do it, usually you screw them until they are about to cum, then punch them, but this is still effective in many ways. Once again, I do have personal issues and I am SO sorry for my comments of vile acts of violence and disorder.

Wow man that's ill.

Mac: I still say you just apologize even if you did nothing wrong. It'll save you for sure.

[Stipt]

On a serious note. If she threatened you to f0ck up your car and you have atleast one witness that is somewhat creditable. If anything happens to your car you can blame her and she will be charged because of the threat. It is plain and simple, she threatened you, you had a witness, you taddle tale on her, and then you get new stuff I love our federal government, screwing people over at its best. LoL





On a funny note, donkey punches are kinda fun, maybe you should try it