A prefect day joke Options

[DEATH]

Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed!

Cause you guys used it as a weapon to get what you wanted for the last 6K years maybe?

[ILuvMyCelica95]

Tina, marry me!!! LMFAO! I couldn't have written that better myself! You had me with the crumbs in the bed and the fat b1tch wearing a moo-moo. That's some funny sh*t!

Edit: I just realized I think this actually made my day. It's that good! Thank you!!!!

Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed!

hehe i <3 you both!

[808celica]

i cant believe i read everything......

Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed!

well.........that's them.......not me

[D-Man]

Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time

Okay, seeing as the other guys are gunna try to play this one off... I'll answer honestly!

Because we do.

Note: that it's also the chicks fault for being so damn hot. this is directed Especially towards Girlfriends/significant others; Girlfriends (ect) always wanna be so "Cute" & "Sexy" for their dudes, and while we appreciate it, it DOES make us think dirty thoughts. And thoughts lead to actions

Not to mention; there was a study i head a few weeks ago that said dude's think about sex every 42 seconds. (I call them slacker )And chicks think about shopping ever 54 seconds So we all have our "Thing".

EDIT: but all of us here on the fourms think about Celica's every 13 seconds We're not so different after all

This post has been edited by D-Man: Jun 19, 2008 - 8:43 AM

[Supersprynt]

i cant believe i read everything......

Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed!

well.........that's them.......not me

You don't?

[GriffGirl]

Cause you guys used it as a weapon to get what you wanted for the last 6K years maybe?

[hongkongnerdboy]

i cant believe i read everything......

Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed!

well.........that's them.......not me

You don't?

i havent thought about it all morning till i saw this thread again

[creis]

Generaly it seems like there are times when girls what it and times when they dont, ware as guys there are times when we want it and other times when we want it.... simple enough.

[ILuvMyCelica95]

Well i guess i'm special then

[Havok1997GT]

Re-Write.

Tinabell's Perfect Day <3

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:15 AM? are you kidding me? I thought this was a perfect day? Hugs and Kisses at 8:15 am before coffee is a bad idea.

8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday Yeah that can stay.

8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner That **** will get crumbs in my bed. Gtfo. Presents can stay add sex.

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil Idk what "frangipani" is... how about we scratch that and go to the beach.

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer Umm Hello I lost 5 pounds i don't need to go to the gym. Still at the beach.

10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave ehhh make that at 11:30 and it can stay.

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe are we still on the beach? then ok.

12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 222lbs, has acne, is wearing a moo-moo and get hits by a truck.

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit keep.

3:00 Sex then Nap Who doesn't love a nap after sex.

4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer Secret admirer is just a nice name for a stalker. I don't want your creeper flowers. I'm still napping.

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body Yet another creeper. No touchy thanks.

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe and shoes, what about the fabulous shoes.

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by desert on the beach, alone with compliments received from other diners/ dancers

10:00 Hot shower- alone Showering alone wastes water, besides i don't need one yet. Still on the beach.

10:50 Carried to bed in an open room on the beach so i can hear the ocean. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen If you can carry me then more power to you. Seriously, who irons sheets ?

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling um no. sex. really really good sex.

1:00 Shower, not alone.

1:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms yeaaah i guess so, but i'll probably push you in 10 min and tell you to stay on your side.

Better.

LIES.

where the hell is the sex for the woman? I'll write my OWN perfect day ty very much.

Its in there. Read it again... its called shopping.

Shopping and sex are not to be confused. Both are fantastic but if i had to choose between the two i wouldnt pick shopping. Besides if i choose sex then wtf do i need to go shopping for, i dont need clothes.

WHAT THE OSAEIHPSEUHFISUEHF{WUEH{WHE{FUIHSE{FIUHWSEFUH{EFH{DUFHSJKSIJ
CVNIFSOIEHFSOEHSUDHDHSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THAT WAS FEAKIN AWESOME

[supershannon77]

Wait I think you guys misunderstood me...We all know that guys want sex all the time or think about it all the time...I get that....The first perfect day for the woman didn't mention sex not once...All I am saying is I am with Tina not all girls say no all the time...In my perfect day I def would like it to be mentioned at least once...I was not complaining that men ask for it to much or think about it to much...I am not sure if I gave you all the expression bc I didn't mean to the least bit

[808celica]

i cant believe i read everything......

Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed!

well.........that's them.......not me

You don't?

yup i dont think about having sex as often as most guys do cuz i have no need to think about it.

This post has been edited by 808celica: Jun 19, 2008 - 9:27 PM

[monkey]

Re-Write.

Tinabell's Perfect Day <3

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:15 AM? are you kidding me? I thought this was a perfect day? Hugs and Kisses at 8:15 am before coffee is a bad idea.

8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday Yeah that can stay.

8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner That **** will get crumbs in my bed. Gtfo. Presents can stay add sex.

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil Idk what "frangipani" is... how about we scratch that and go to the beach.

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer Umm Hello I lost 5 pounds i don't need to go to the gym. Still at the beach.

10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave ehhh make that at 11:30 and it can stay.

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe are we still on the beach? then ok.

12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 222lbs, has acne, is wearing a moo-moo and get hits by a truck.

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit keep.

3:00 Sex then Nap Who doesn't love a nap after sex.

4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer Secret admirer is just a nice name for a stalker. I don't want your creeper flowers. I'm still napping.

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body Yet another creeper. No touchy thanks.

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe and shoes, what about the fabulous shoes.

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by desert on the beach, alone with compliments received from other diners/ dancers

10:00 Hot shower- alone Showering alone wastes water, besides i don't need one yet. Still on the beach.

10:50 Carried to bed in an open room on the beach so i can hear the ocean. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen If you can carry me then more power to you. Seriously, who irons sheets ?

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling um no. sex. really really good sex.

1:00 Shower, not alone.

1:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms yeaaah i guess so, but i'll probably push you in 10 min and tell you to stay on your side.

Better.

LIES.

where the hell is the sex for the woman? I'll write my OWN perfect day ty very much.

Its in there. Read it again... its called shopping.

Shopping and sex are not to be confused. Both are fantastic but if i had to choose between the two i wouldnt pick shopping. Besides if i choose sex then wtf do i need to go shopping for, i dont need clothes.

uhhhh do u have a sister.... she doesnt have to be my age either... with all that i cant get too much pickier!

[tomazws]

my perfect day will start out waking up at 4pm...

[ILuvMyCelica95]

uhhhh do u have a sister.... she doesnt have to be my age either... with all that i cant get too much pickier!

Lol actually yes i do, but shes my complete opposite... and she's married

[D-Man]

Damn monkey, maybe you should ask for a BFF or something...

[Jeunesse]

i cant believe i read everything......

Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex all the time and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed!

well.........that's them.......not me

You don't?

yup i dont think about having sex as often as most guys do cuz i have no need to think about it.

lol.. like I said before... virgin lol

[monkey]

Damn monkey, maybe you should ask for a BFF or something...

Hahaha that or a clone? damn scientists being lazy...

and no the clones not for me...
after you find out i got beach front property in flamingo, costa rica and a house on the beach in Jaco also, i think youll give the hubby the clone....

jk jk jk jk jk

But i do agree with you that the beach is awesome! lol
Im a river guide and a scuba diver so i loooove water...

This post has been edited by monkey: Jun 20, 2008 - 5:21 PM

[Havok1997GT]

Damn monkey, maybe you should ask for a BFF or something...

Im going to have to ask you not to refer to anything on this forum like that again, as i might read it and hurt you

[Stambo]

best day ever... waking up to the smell of bacon, eat, then have a power nap