Need your opinion: Cute waitress, Throwing myself at your mercy Options

[LewFX]

wtf! fausto, rat me out...goshhh....on the subject, i think its fair for a guy to ask a girl out while shes working, reverse the situation...if your gonna ask her out then do it after her shift or on a break...id make a poem and ask her if she likes poetry, write one for her and at the end, put your number if shes interested to get to know you more she will call. btw, fausto is a a$$$$$hooooollleee!!!

[D-Man]

Hey, sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
And like, sometimes I feel like my only friend
It might be the city I live in, the city of angels
But like, lonely as I am... Together we cry

i drive on the streets; cuz'
she's my companion
I walk thru the hills; cuz'
they know who i am



Now that sh!t is stuck in my head.

I would just straight up ask her. If she says it's against her work policy then ask what time her shift is over. Be there when she gets off work and ask again. She'll appreciate that.

yeah; make sure you're standing right by her car door; and if she refuses then follower her home and knock on her door and throw stones at her windows. Girls love that shi~

[/smart_ass_remark]

[Random_Stranger]

Now that sh!t is stuck in my head.

SUCCESS!!!

I almost said "I know you want to say it! This is the Rhythm of the night!" and all that crap. LOL Anyways.........

Mr. Jeff Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew........ I thought you were going to call me a manwhore too. Jeff! A poem? Women don't appreciate that mess anymore.


I am all real and not fake,
want to tear that @$$ up like a slice of chocolate cake
I love the way you be serving them dishes,
treat you better than I did all them bishes (you know what I mean)
If you gotta high horse, can you dismount?
By the way, you cool with us dining here together on your employee discount?


Or something like that. Just kidding. Man just make small talk about nothing, and then ask if she is interested in getting together sometime or hanging out. A decent girl will think it is cute that you are shy, so let your weakness be your strength.

[LewFX]

Now that sh!t is stuck in my head.

SUCCESS!!!

I almost said "I know you want to say it! This is the Rhythm of the night!" and all that crap. LOL Anyways.........

Mr. Jeff Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew........ I thought you were going to call me a manwhore too. Jeff! A poem? Women don't appreciate that mess anymore.


I am all real and not fake,
want to tear that @$$ up like a slice of chocolate cake
I love the way you be serving them dishes,
treat you better than I did all them bishes (you know what I mean)
If you gotta high horse, can you dismount?
By the way, you cool with us dining here together on your employee discount?




Or something like that. Just kidding. Man just make small talk about nothing, and then ask if she is interested in getting together sometime or hanging out. A decent girl will think it is cute that you are shy, so let your weakness be your strength.

manwhorage

[D-Man]

Now that sh!t is stuck in my head.

SUCCESS!!!

oh sh!t... It's war now... Prepare yourself for my worst...

Baby seems we never ever agree
You like the movies
And I like T.V.
I take thing serious
And you take 'em light
I go to bed early
And I party all night

Click... to Feel My WRATH!!

Muahahahhahahah~ This sh!t'll be stuck in your head and it'll piss you off too...

[Random_Stranger]

Now that sh!t is stuck in my head.

SUCCESS!!!

oh sh!t... It's war now... Prepare yourself for my worst...

Baby seems we never ever agree
You like the movies
And I like T.V.
I take thing serious
And you take 'em light
I go to bed early
And I party all night

Click... to Feel My WRATH!!

Muahahahhahahah~ This sh!t'll be stuck in your head and it'll piss you off too...

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! LOL Damn you D-Maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!!!! LOL OH God! This is going to drive me nucking futs now!!! LOL Nice comeback!!!

I loved that video as a kid. Man what I wouldn't do to her, even still! Knock the dust off that P(_)$$y

This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Oct 16, 2008 - 4:12 PM

[D-Man]

That's right b!tches... Don't fcuk with the D-Man

[Random_Stranger]

That's right b!tches... Don't fcuk with the D-Man

(dang it, how do I do the groveling/bowdown smiley?)

[D-Man]

That's right b!tches... Don't fcuk with the D-Man

(dang it, how do I do the groveling/bowdown smiley?)

<- That one? it's :bow_down: with no underscore in the middle. NOW BOW BEFORE ME!! MUAHAHAHAAHHA!!!



Okay, after he bows, we need to get back on topic. I know i've gone too far when I've defeated other members and forced them to respect my authority, because i used Paula Abdoul as a weapon; in a battle that the object was to get songs stuck eachothers head...

[Random_Stranger]

(So we can get back on topic) I will get you D-man if it's the last thing I doooooooooooooooo. LOL

[RickJamesBish]

Surprise buttsecks always works fine for me.

[xs94st]

rofl.

dude, just let her know whats up.

if she rejects, whatever. plenty of others hombre.

good luck. post updates.

[RickJamesBish]

On the other hand, you could also just lay your junk on the table and ask what she thinks. If she rejects that little move, then move on.

[Dr_Tweak]

Surprise buttsecks always works fine for me.

Best answer in this thread yet

[95CelicaST]

[Random_Stranger]

OMFG!!! LOL WHy do you guys post things like this and kill my abs from laugherrrrrrrrr?? Awe, I hate you....... LOL


Dude! She doesn't want buttsecks.... She's

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smoken room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on


D-maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn......... LOL

This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Oct 16, 2008 - 11:03 PM

[BlackCelicaGT94]

i left my myspace address on the receipt. that was about 3 years ago and we still talk from time to time;.

[D-Man]

ROFLMAO!!

Dude! She doesn't want buttsecks.... She's

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smoken room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on


D-maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn......... LOL

Fail. I dont know that one. You can't top me; best that you didn't even try... Or else i'll hit you with this or this.

And i've yet to get krunk; Dont make me whip out the big guns...

[malpaso]

To CAMAricer : just my opinion about dating waitress is just waste of time... ask your self question. How many guys do you thing has had the same idea? And not mentioning they are most probably richer, more handsome, more funny and better... equipped than you are .

[Jeunesse]

And not mentioning they are most probably richer, more handsome, more funny and better... equipped than you are .

LOL.. ouch