is you car jealous Options

[popstar]

15 ways a car is better than you partner

1. A car is always ready when you want to go.
2. A car does not mind if you look at another car.
3. A car does not mind if you try out another car.
4. A car does not care if you share it with a friend.
5. A car does not mind sharing you with another car.
6. A car will not complain if you go home late, or not at all.
7. A car does not mind being talked about in detail with mates.
8. A car does not mind strangers checking it fluids.
9. A car doesn’t complain about driving fast, loud music and the window open.
10. A car does not worry how you look when you go out together.
11. A car never complains if you have dirty, rough hands
12. A car has no problem going somewhere and getting dirty.
13. A car never complains if your get in smelling of another car
14. A car never drinks too much and then gives you stress.
15. A car never complains about how your driving.



Now in theory this is true

i got this sent to me by a good friend, who thought i reminded him of me ??

But I think Celica’s are different, I don’t know maybe it’s just me. But if I take nice to mine’s it defiantly goes sweeter……

An as for my old girl (ST 16?), she would get so jealous if we sat in traffic and I looked at a newer Celica.
If I gave a lady a lift somewhere my ‘girl’(ST 16?) would start miss firing and giving me stress, an if I got a phone call from a lady while driving she would all but stop even when on the ‘freeway’……
Then it would take some nice talking to her, so she would run sweet again !!!!

Now my 205 is younger and prettier, and doesn’t get so jealous, but Celica’s are still special and alive in my view……. Or is it just me ????????

Anyone else out there in Celica land had anything like this with their’s

[amysmojo]

so true! Who needs a partner.....

[Anub1s]

I do

[amysmojo]

...ya me too lol (but sometimes being single is fun)

[Mr_E]

14. A car never drinks too much and then gives you stress.

Own mine for a few weeks....

[rjbibeau]

that is some good points made and their all true. if you look in nature the male animals do their business n they leave why do humans think that that should be diff we're animals too well maybe only when the sun goes down.

[Newbie]

So we think of this as a guideline. Much more every car is like this. But yes.. We live in human world.. Not in cars.. So since some of us think differently, like me , I thought I would share what would happen if I was in cars world and this would be changed.. So here it is..

Dear owner/driver:

1. When you wake me from my sleep, and make me cranky and turn my engine, don't expect me to start. I'm still sleepy. And when I do wake up, doesn't mean I'm awake fully.. So don't push me to the limits.. I may blow a head gasket..

2. I don't mind you looking at other cars, but please, when you do, wipe that drool off my door panel. It's starting to make a dip on the plastic. I know I'm kind of slow, but I can tell if you're going to leave me.

3. When you leave me on the parking lot and go to car dealerships, I don't mind that at all. But at least you could do is leave their ash tray in the car. I would mind too, if something from my dress was missing.

4. Please tell your friend that releasing biochemical warfare on my chair isn't the best way for me to get to know him. Would you? Thanks.

5. I don't mind sharing with you with other cars.. But when you don't come home, don't expect me to start the next morning.. Especially when I get cold hearted..

6. Refer to number 5.

7. No, I don't mind talked in details. But you know that I don't move as fast as the others cars do. Don't make up stuff and BS. It's not my fault I don't move fast as the other cars do when you push my pedals or buttons.. Cars do get mad.

8. Ok.. With this whole stranger checking fluid thingie? Remember you took me to that cheap lube shop in town? Well, they didn't bleed it. Think of that next time you go somewhere else.

9. It's not that I don't complain about listening to some of your music, it's just that the player that you have, it's still factory. At least clean the lense, if not, surprise me with a brand new deck. You'll love it, I'll love it. I always loved looking beautiful and shiny for you. Spend some money on me.

10. Yeah, I don't care how you look. But at least clean your hands. Touch me gently, not scrape my steering wheel off.. Oil and dirt, I don't mind.. But when you don't wash it for a while, and you complain I'm lacking care and getting dirty, then I don't know what to tell you.

11. Dirty, rough hands huh? Hmm.. last time you had "dirty rough" hands, you had human fluid on you. At least wipe that off. I don't mind strangers checking my fluids, but human fluids is too much.

12. You get dirty with your SO, you take a shower, how about you get dirty with me, give me a wash! You know, you rub my back, I'll rub yours? *sigh.. Spend two or three dollars to wash.. This whole dirt rocks rubbing against me thing isn't feeling well.

13. No, I don't complain if you get in here smelling like other cars. Nope not at all. But I hope you don't mind the other car's smell being in your car for a long time, especially that smoking smell.

14. Oh yes.. Drinking part. You drink alcohol, I'll drink oil. It matches.

15. How you're driving.. I didn't mean to complain, but umm... I need you to take just one lane. Other cars are calling me fat, because I'm taking two or one and half lanes. I haven't figured out this whole one finger gesture that they give me, but still, there are other drivers out there, and if I need to, I'll make you trade me in.

[popstar]

2 newbie

thanks, that is a great replie

as i said, i was sent the list, it's -15 today so i'll give my girl 10 mins before i driver her and i'll treat her to the full brush up tomorrow inside and out.

2 Mr-E

mine an't cheap either

50 cents a liter $ 60 a week

but who care's when we're taking about our 'Girls'

[Newbie]

I made them up.. Do you like it?

[popstar]

Yeah that just 'spot on' i like to find someone with a good veiw on life.

from what you said thou i think you have a ride with a life of it's own as well

[Mr_E]

2 Mr-E

      mine an't cheap either

      50 cents a liter    $ 60 a week 
   
        but who care's when we're taking about our 'Girls'
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50 cents a litre?



pushing a buck and a half a litre over here.

[CelicaBuddy]

Hmmm... interesting!
i dont think my celi get jealous of the other celicas.... My celica has 2 other celica friends both different models (mine is the youngest tho! so maybe thats why mine aint jealous! )

Oh and just wondering.... why does everyone call their celicas "girls"??? LOL My celica is a boy! (I think I might have the only "boy" celica on this site!

LOL eh oh well.... Im not makin sense so Im gona shut up now
lata

This post has been edited by CelicaBuddy: Dec 11, 2004 - 12:34 AM

[Anub1s]

IMO a boy car is one that gives you problems all of the time. Girls are the ones that treat you nice and only require basic maintainance. That seems very bass-akwards of what it is in real life but whatever.

[Clipsetuner]

Celica buddy - yours isnt a guy persay remember we talked about this yours is Bi-Sexual it likes coupes and hatch backs!!!!

I dont know both my celica's treat me good but can be biotchy, But I love em both!

I dont think I could live without them, the last year was so hard but things are gettin on track. I could be alone, but I would prefer a women into celica's or cars at least (found one but lives 3 hours away, you know who you are).

DTE

[Bigmeanbulldog55]

My car may not get gelous, but I do. No one touches my baby ever, unless they want a beat down.