GREAT story, the funnyness Options

[FallenHero]

The person who sent it to me SWORE it was a true story about a frat kid, but I make no promises.


professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One
student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in hell to stay the same, the volume of hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
hell then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until "all
hell breaks loose".

2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until "hell freezes over".

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in hell before I sleep with you" and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2
must be true, and thus I am sure that hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my
God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY 'A'

[Exile04]

That is so cool... and even better he got laid

[97sccelica]

LOL

that was great

[rjbibeau]

haha musta put some thought into that one

This post has been edited by rjbibeau: Dec 15, 2004 - 11:47 PM

[orvillescelica]

i dont know that this is true, because ive read it differently in which the guy was not as lucky...

"So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year 'That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic."

Also, as stated in the version that you posted where condtion (2) is true, then Hell would be endothermic, since the volumetric expansion rate is greater than the heat within it, thus requiring an influx of heat to mantain equilibrium.

This post has been edited by orvillescelica: Dec 15, 2004 - 11:58 PM

[macavely]

that is some real funny shp

[Anub1s]

OMFG I can't stop laughing. He deserves an automatic degree.

[dstrbcelica]

m00t

-dstrb