 Family Guy fans?, Best show on TV |
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 Dec 20, 2004 - 12:45 AM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Jun 30, '03 From O-town, FL Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%)  |
Best show on Adult Swim. Seriously. Any fans here? What are your favorite quotes/episodes?
http://www.familyguyquotes.com/ PRICELESS Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.' Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once. Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing? Peter: Oh yeah. Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill? Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible. Peter: Wrong, the ugly one! Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be? Quagmire: Taylor Hanson. Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy. Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire." Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire. Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible. [Pause] Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god. I love this show. 
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Dec 20, 2004 - 1:12 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined May 14, '03 From Carson to Riverside, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
if you dont like family guy, youre a communist. or a terrorist.
but seriously, i dont know anyone that doesnt like that show. its hilarious. and coming back next year i believe. "Peter: Well lady, I'm not paying you to think. Count it! Rehab Center Director: What is your name...? Peter: [in head] gotta think of a fake name... *looks at plate, sees a pea* Pea... *looks around, sees woman crying* tear.... *looks again, sees griffin fly by* griffin! Yeah, Peter Griffin! Ah crap." lol hi-larious. that ones my favorite. |
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Dec 20, 2004 - 1:27 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jul 12, '03 From Chatham, Ont Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Oh and its coming back in 05!!!!!! Thats gonna kick ass! So is Samurai Champloo and Battle Star Galactica! Good year for me!
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Dec 20, 2004 - 1:29 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, '04 From VA, USA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE(LuDaChRiS @ Dec 20, 2004 - 2:12 AM) if you dont like family guy, youre a communist. or a terrorist. but seriously, i dont know anyone that doesnt like that show. its hilarious. and coming back next year i believe. "Peter: Well lady, I'm not paying you to think. Count it! Rehab Center Director: What is your name...? Peter: [in head] gotta think of a fake name... *looks at plate, sees a pea* Pea... *looks around, sees woman crying* tear.... *looks again, sees griffin fly by* griffin! Yeah, Peter Griffin! Ah crap." lol hi-larious. that ones my favorite. [right][snapback]223943[/snapback][/right] im a terrorist and i like family guyl lol |
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Dec 20, 2004 - 1:42 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jul 10, '03 From Appleton,WI Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Family guy rocks my socks.
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Dec 20, 2004 - 1:42 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, '04 From VA, USA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
how many seasons were there? 3 right?
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Dec 20, 2004 - 1:49 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jul 12, '03 From Chatham, Ont Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE(Pali_playa @ Dec 19, 2004 - 11:42 PM) how many seasons were there? 3 right? [right][snapback]223955[/snapback][/right] yup, soon to be 4 
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Dec 20, 2004 - 2:22 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 20, '03 From Annapolis, Md Currently Offline Reputation: 5 (100%) |
i love it
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Dec 20, 2004 - 2:34 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 4, '03 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
NONO NO, nothing beats the good ol quote of:
Why do women have boobs? So you got something to stare at when your talking to them So you got something to stare at when your talking to them So you got somethin....... --------------------  hows it taste motha f*cka |
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Dec 20, 2004 - 11:14 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 13, '02 From So Cal Currently Offline Reputation: 3 (100%) |
I just finished watching all 3 seasons on 7 dvds, took forever but yea, they rule!
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Dec 20, 2004 - 11:18 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 20, '03 From Annapolis, Md Currently Offline Reputation: 5 (100%) |
I like this one from quagmire, i cant remember exactly how it went
q- so, meg how old are u m-16 q-18 ... ... alright! Gigidi gigidi |
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Dec 20, 2004 - 11:35 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
They're getting nude! I mustn't watch, it's not the proper thing to... Wow! I say, nice ones, Janine! And look at Lisa in all of her curvaceous glory! Heavens, it appears that my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis!
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Dec 20, 2004 - 11:55 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Oct 22, '03 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
"There's an evil monkey in my closet"
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Dec 20, 2004 - 11:59 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jul 10, '03 From Appleton,WI Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
"Ok ok, say, "Bruce Banner, I just slashed your tires."
"Bruce Banenr, I just slashed your tires." "ARGH!" -------------------- A Jaws4God Creation... |
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Dec 20, 2004 - 12:05 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Oct 22, '03 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Woo Hoo
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Dec 20, 2004 - 12:42 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jun 14, '04 From Buffalo, NY Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
Im soo pumped family guy is coming back in 05......but FOX is going to air it.....i was kinda hoping Adult Swim would show new episodes
 ......plus seth (they guy who created F.G) is coming out with another new show called American Dad or something like that!Anyone Aqua Teen Hunger Force fans?!
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Dec 20, 2004 - 12:43 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 14, '04 From Buffalo, NY Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
I love this quote when stewie is in that acting school and he is talking to oliva:
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch! |
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Dec 20, 2004 - 1:08 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Oct 22, '03 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
OMG! Just read this one....
Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ... Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian. Brian: Oh, oh you speak english Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it. Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right? Bellboy(spanish): Que? |
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Dec 20, 2004 - 1:12 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 4, '03 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Dear Macgyver, Please use this straw, paperclip and rubberband to get me out of jail.
(fools around with it, *snap* nails himself in the eye) -------------------- hows it taste motha f*cka |
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Dec 20, 2004 - 1:17 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
Fox owns it - they originally aired it and they wont put it on anything but basic cable.
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